Wblayne
32 Seattle, WA
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My self-summary
I find it terribly hard to take this seriously, but here goes..
Not to sound cocky but I'm better in person. Well, at least more funny, and charming. I like me. I guess you could say I'm your not-so-typical cynical bartender. Naturally, I'm a night owl. I used to love craft and import beers, but now I'm more into bourbon. And I take it neat. I grew up in the metropolitan Atlanta area. I love music, I used to DJ a punk rock night called Blackout, then an indie night called Theft of the Dial. Over the past few years, I've embraced my geek side. I love pretty much all things comic book and sci-fi/fantasy related.
What I’m doing with my life
Restarting in Seattle. Living/working in capitol hill.
I’m really good at
Trivia, karaoke, selling/creating overpriced drinks, discovering new music, scrabble/words with friends, kissing, giving advice, conversing, figuring out how things work and/or fixing them.
The first things people usually notice about me
Grey eyes, and a grey leather jacket.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors/Books: Brett Easton Ellis, Kurt Vonnegut, A Song Of Ice and Fire series , the Dark Materials trilogy, Chuck Klosterman, Bright Lights Big City, the Perks of Being a Wallflower

Comics: Saga, Bitch Planet, Pretty Deadly, Deadly Class, Tokyo Ghost, Wytches, Saints, Unfollow, American Vampire, Sweet Tooth, Spread, Low, East of West, Sex Criminals, Scott Pilgrim, Phonogram, Wicked+Divine, Nowhere Men, They're Not Like Us, The Humans, Klaus, Paper Girls,

Movies: They Live, The Rules of Attraction, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, Assault on Precinct 13(original), Pretty in Pink, The Royal Tennenbaums, Dawn of
The Dead(original and remake), Southland Tales, Blade Runner, Full Metal Jacket, The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, this is England, Harry Potter, Serenity, etc.

Shows: Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, Skins, South Park, Workaholics, Breaking Bad, Raising Hope, Freaks And Geeks, Undeclared, The Whitest Kids You Know, Party Down, Human Giant, Wondershowzen, 6 Feet Under, Bobs Burgers, Futurama, Parks and Rec., Arrested Development, Stargate Atlantis, Saturday Night Live, Stargate SG1, Firefly, American Horror Story

Music: The Beatles, The Beach Boys, The Beegees, The Replacements, New Animal, Black Lips, Dead Ghosts, King Khan and BBQ Show, Murder City Devils, Milk Lines, Spirit Club, Cloud Nothings, Wanda Jackson, Timber Timbre, the Coathangers, Sisters of Mercy, The Gun Club, Hunx, Lee Hazlewood, Kitty Wells, Parenthetical Girls, HTRK, Flamin' Groovies, Colleen Green, Fuzz, White Reaper, Deerhunter, Serge Gainsbourg, Kraftwerk, Nobunny, Cold Cave, Sparks, Father John Misty, Night Moves, The Exploding Hearts, Holograms, The Babies, Talking Heads, The Adverts, The Only Ones, Ty Segal, Black Marble, Black Sabbath, Grizzly Bear, Black Flag, Gauntlet Hair, The Zombies, Del Shannon, These New Puritans, Wilco, Whiskeytown, Gram Parsons and the Flying Burrito Bros, Girls, Anthrax, The Pixies, The first 2 albums by the GooGooDolls, Dead Mans Bones, Nite Jewel, The Horrors, The Cramps, The Misfits, Xiu Xiu, and literally about 3000 other bands/artists.
The six things I could never do without
sex, drugs, rock and roll, comics, whiskey, pot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I wouldn't go as far as calling myself a Social Justice Warrior, but I am Awake. Intersectional feminism, and the obliteration of inequality is very important to me, as well as the BLM movement.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, then navigating through the throngs of drunk bros and woo girls on Pike/Pine until I reach the whiskey.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've had sex while listening to the John Williams Pandora station. It's an adventure.
You should message me if
You want to talk geekery or music, you want to show me around, you think that I'm the catch my mom always told me I was. I rarely message anyone on here, because I often don't know what the fuck to write.
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