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FootinMouth76

38 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–45
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:03am
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Might want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm sarcastic, smart, and funny (at least I think so). From upstate NY. real upstate. Syracuse. I'm extremely competitive and like it when things go my way. I'm also very strong willed and stubborn. Sounds charming, right? I swear I'm a good guy, though. :) I like to make other people happy if that counts for anything...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working to pay the bills and climbing the corporate ladder.
Trying to enjoy it as much as I can.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Witty retorts and themed playlists.

Also, going that one step too far and putting my foot in my mouth. Oops! But at least I keep. Things interesting :)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My clothes (hopefully in a good way). Sometimes my eye. (That was supposed to say "eyes" but singular sounds so much more interesting...or creepy.)
Although, most people that me meet for the first time after seeing me around or through mutual friends usually say..."you're so nice. You always looked like you would be such a jerk!"
I bet I'm really reeling you in now, huh?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: joy luck club, dune, a handmaid's tale, the silence of the lambs, I capture the castle, the graveyard book, y: the last man, the road, the unit, revolutionary road, etc....
Movies: eternal sunshine, boys don't cry, in America, crouching tiger, the legend of Billie Jean, ET, running on empty, a nightmare on elm street, children of men, field of dreams, wings of the dove, Shakespeare in love, goonies, toy story (all of them but esp 3), gentlemen prefer blondes, what ever happened to baby Jane?, girl, interrupted, what's love got to do with it?, babe, etc...
TV: Buffy, alias, lost, Orphan Black, battlestar galactica, Mary Tyler Moore show, golden girls, Roseanne, felicity, wonder years, my so-called life, etc...
Music: David Bowie, Judee Sill, Laura Nyro, pj Harvey, Joni Mitchell, Peter Bjorn and John, Alt-J, mates of state, Laura marling, Madonna, Sufjan Stevens, nirvana, feist, Florence, etc...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
television
iPod/phone
Entertainment weekly
Fiji water
My voice
My hearing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why didn't I go to sleep earlier?!?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home with a book or a movie. Maybe out with a friend or two. Fridays and Saturdays are my least favorite days to go out. I like it when I can actually move around and hear the people I'm talking to.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I essentially get paralyzed with fear by a simple house spider. I need a hero :)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're tired of playing all the stupid games and are interested in more than just hopping into bed. Don't get me wrong, that's fun and all, but at this stage I need more than that.
Friends are cool, too :)