What I'm looking for: FRIENDS! specifically some one to come hiking with me, go to conventions some concerts and a museum or two. So if you like road trips that go nowhere and exploring abandoned building you should get in touch.
Seriously, people who want to actually hang out and do things..

I am a morbidly goofy, artistically inclined, and hopeless romantic

Besides planning and hoping for the apocalypse to come, I work at an Animal hospital doing vet tech work. I'm also animal control certified so basically i deal with animals all day. Beats dealing with people i'll tell ya that!

I'd like to think I'm fairly decent at drawing and can hold my own with a paint brush. I like taking pictures, I'm also extremely good at back massages and making grilled cheese...

I have horrid social anxiety in large groups of people, in a one on one situation - my dark sarcasm and morbid sense of humor.

Uh appearance wise, that i dress like an 10 yr old boy and that my socks never match, i like it that way.

I love to read all kinds of books, some authors: max brooks ( zombie survival guide, z war) Stephen Hawking I lurve science! Texted books I'm not kidding, psychology, anatomy, whatever. H.P. lovecraft, Clive barker, Tolkien, comics and everything in between.

Movies: Death to smoochy, May, a Scanner darkly, the Pougheepse tapes, Any zombie flicks. - Actually the more disturbing the movie the more I'm gonna like it. taking suggestions now.

Music: lots o stuff but it's not a huge part of my life... seeing as how i dont even have a working radio in my car.

Food: Raw fruits 'n Veggies, Tea, Grilled Cheeses, Soylent Green.... No seriously I'd try people meat if i had the chance

Crow bar, rope, two way hand crank radio, water purification tablets, a good pair of running shoes and my dog.

Relationships between space and time, Humanity as an infection, waking up to an apocalyptic morning with glee and all things: zombie pirate monkeys from outer space vs aquatic ninja pin-up squid ladies.

Getting the hell out of jersey!

At home not doing anything and it's usually pretty boring. Most of my friends have moved away. Thats why i'm here some one please be my friend

I masturbate a lot?? what?!?!?! I'm a self-love advocate and I'm not ashamed!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE THY SELF! That and i enjoy a healthy dose of pain with my love...

You live in my area and think you might need a new friend.

You are a hard core horror movie fan

you think toys totally rock...I mean real toys, not "adult" toys.. geez

you know about photography stuff, and would like to share you're knowledge of cameras with me.

you'd like to do a photo shoot and have some cool ideas.

You would like to get together to do an art project, i'm big on collaborative projects. just don't ask me to spell anything.

420 Friendly

if you've come this far and your still ACTUALLY reading this.. then yes you should definitely e-mail me.

Or anything else you feel i should know about........

Woo me not good people, for i loath thee that cannot type.

Oh and you should totally write me if you wanna schedule a play date! i love play dates!