Hi! So why am I here? Well, I was always really popular in those
AOL chatrooms growing up, so I figured I've gotta be really good at
this online dating thing right?
Anyway, fair warning, I still use my Jansport backpack from high
school when I go grocery shopping. The woman at Trader Joes laughed
and called me out on it today and I'm pretty sure they get paid to
be nice to me.
Otherwise I'm a street meat lovin', cowboy boot wearin', snarky
comment makin' guy who's lived in five different states and two (or
maybe three?) different countries in my adult life before settling
down in a super exciting office job here in NY.
What I’m doing with my life
Marine turned finance guy...yeah, there's a strong possibility I'm
that guy who was hitting on you at the bar during Fleet Week five
(okay, maybe ten) years ago.
I'm a pretty active runner, yogi, and currently working on the
surfing thing. I figured this would be a good skill to have for the
Australia and Bali trip I did last year (yeah that's right, I just
I’m really good at
Finishing any uneaten food at restaurants. There are starving kids
in Africa you know, and me finishing off these meals somehow helps!
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm usually sporting a terrible haircut...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
You can never go wrong with good pizza, burgers, or steaks. Or free
I just finished reading Gang Leader for a Day and am working on A
Long Way Gone, any suggestions for the next book?
Music, personally, I just don't think it gets any better than
blasting Celine Dion, my neighbors love it.
Is it bad that I'm still a huge Saved by the Bell and 90210 fan?
Mr. Belding (aka The Big Bopper), why couldn't you be my high
The six things I could never do without
Good running socks, polarized sunglasses, thin crust pizza, my dog,
a nicely pressed button down shirt, and my obscenely large
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Should I hit on the girl who's looking at her online dating
messages on the subway, or will that just totally creep her out?
On a typical Friday night I am
You know, crushing the NY online dating scene, isn't that what
everyone else is doing?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I got caught plagiarizing my 4th grade report on Pennsylvania. Yup,
went straight to Encarta Encyclopedia and hit print. But, I used
whiteout on the copyright part, I'm really not sure how I got
You should message me if
You really enjoy listening to dry self-deprecating humor?
Or if it really bothers you when people are too lazy to get their
thighs off of the mat during upward dog...c'mon people, it's not