When I was a kid, my dream career was to be the exclusive dentist to the astronauts of NASA's Shuttle program. Dreams can get no mo' awesome.
I'd like to think that I'm witty or profound. I'm sure that given a certain amount of Malört and proper lunar positioning, I can accomplish both of these things simultaneously.
I'd also like to think that you have a short attention span. If I haven't won you over yet, I never will. Perhaps I can lure you in with promises of baked goods or candy! Here goes nothin'...
I possess a proven, 100% reliable cure for the hiccups.
I work for a local park district in facilities management. Yes, I fix things. No, I don't mow lawns. Carpentry, electrical work, plumbing, heating and cooling, painting, floors, ceilings, windows, doors, decks, patios, tractors, trucks, trailers? Those are the things I fix. Lawns? Nope. Don't do lawns. However, I do enjoy mowing grass when I'm not getting paid. Basically, the goal is to keep things clean, safe, and operational for all of the folks that visit our parks and buildings. Pride in my work, I has it.
However, I try not to let work dictate my whole life. In my off time, I can be found spending time with friends, with my nose in a book, working on a new interpretive dance routine, or brewing beer.
I enjoy photography, film, craft beer, homebrewing, napping, soaking up useless trivia, cheating on crossword puzzles, and spending time outdoors. I probably spend way too much time matching up my socks after laundry, but it's an incredibly productive use of my time.
Quick! Look over there! *runs away*