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28 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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1.) I'm lazy with menial things. There was a time where I kept a broomstick by my bed so I could flip the switch without having to leave my warm and comfy bed.
2.) Bacon jerky has recently become one of my most favorite things in the world.
3.) I love jogging, green lake is usually my spot
4.) I hate Kanye and Kim Kardashian
5.) I am constantly listening to music. And if I'm not listening to it, I'm thinking about it.
6.) I have been in 3 horrifying car accidents, skateboarded everyday as a kid, done dumb things like jumping off a roof onto a trampoline, and somehow I've never broken a bone. A few months ago I broke my first bone ever (toe), because I drunkenly tripped over a fan cord in my apartment.
7.) I love driving. I recently took rally lessons at DirtFish rally school, it was so much fun.
8.) I really want to try skydiving.
9.) The #1 celebrity I'd like to meet is Larry David.
10.) I would eventually love to own a bar, and run it Always Sunny in Philadelphia style.
11.) Bodyweight fitness.

What I’m doing with my life
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Retired flying trapeze artist.

I work on the product development team for a pretty prominent humor portal on the web.

I write and perform music.

I give guitar lessons on weekends.

I wind up in some pretty absurd and hilarious situations sometimes. So, there's that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Loitering, magnets. Ghouls
The first things people usually notice about me
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Beard, butt, banter and brawn
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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There is really far too much I could fill this space up with.

Books: anything by Cormac McCarthy or Chuck Palahniuk.

Shows: Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny, Archer, Bob's Burgers, Trailer Park Boys. For the drama side of things, Twin Peaks, Lost, The Killing, Dexter, Game of Thrones, etc.


Movies: Anything from the following directors -- Christopher Nolan, Paul Thomas Anderson, Coen brothers, Kubrick. I even love some of the really odd movies David Lynch has done (Mulholland Drive, etc.) I like a lot of Quentin Tarantino's older flicks too. Dumb and Dumber is the greatest comedy that has ever existed.

Music: every. genre. I just love music. You'll find Foo Fighters in my playlist right next to Daft Punk. Things that immediately come to mind: Kings of Leon, Mr. Bungle, Queens of the Stone Age, Airbourne, Daft Punk, Mumford & Sons, Lumineers, Radiohead, Tool, Nine Inch Nails, The Neighborhood, Muse, Alice In Chains, The Dear Hunter, Three, Slightly Stoopid, 311, Cee Lo Green, Tenacious D. Some days I'm more in the mood for old school 90s hip hop (Regulators! Mount up.)

I've been loving the hard rock that is finally making a return. Stuff like Red Fang, Royal Blood, The Pretty Reckless.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
MUSIC. Orange juice. A guitar. Pineapple. Clean clothes. Breakfast food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why bars don't have bouncy castles. Why all earbud manufacturers insist on creating earbuds that extend deep into your ear canal. Why I always seem to wake up 1 hour before my alarm is supposed to go off.

I ponder the real big questions, as you can see :p
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?

Concert or festival

Visiting friends

Or sometimes just vegging out to some Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm actually a giraffe
You should message me if
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You shouldn't. Don't.

Unless you can finish this lyric without Google:

Now this is a story, all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down