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27 M Seattle, WA

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Entertainment / Media
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Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
I'm pretty laidback, but very driven. I don't take myself too seriously, but what I do take seriously are my goals, dreams, and ambitions.

Here are 10 things you should know about me:
1.) I'm lazy with menial things. There was a time where I kept a broomstick by my bed so I could flip the switch without having to leave my warm and comfy bed.
2.) Bacon jerky has recently become one of my most favorite things in the world.
3.) I love jogging, green lake is usually my spot
4.) I hate Kanye and Kim Kardashian
5.) I am constantly listening to music. And if I'm not listening to it, I'm thinking about it.
6.) I have been in 3 horrifying car accidents, skateboarded everyday as a kid, done dumb things like jumping off a roof onto a trampoline, and somehow I've never broken a bone. Last month I broke my first bone ever (toe), because I drunkenly tripped over a fan cord in my apartment.
7.) I love driving. I recently took rally lessons at DirtFish rally school, it was so much fun.
8.) I really want to try skydiving.
9.) The #1 celebrity I'd like to meet is Larry David.
10.) I would eventually love to own a bar, and run it Always Sunny in Philadelphia style.

What I’m doing with my life
I work on the product development team for a pretty prominent humor portal on the web, and I love my job. Comedy + interesting problems to solve? Yes please.

I write and perform music.

I give guitar lessons on weekends. And NO! I will not give you a free guitar lesson!! At least not until a few dates in!

I wind up in some pretty absurd and hilarious situations sometimes. Scratch that, all the time.
I’m really good at
Smiling, joking, imagining, charming, exploring, inventing
The first things people usually notice about me
My beard, definitely. My sense of humor as well. I tease/banter with people a bit too.. don't take any of it to heart, if I'm teasing you a bit it's because I like you.

And also, my red shoes. I love my red Sambas.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
There is really far too much I could fill this space up with.

Books: anything by Cormac McCarthy or Chuck Palahniuk.

Shows: Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny, Archer, Bob's Burgers, Trailer Park Boys. For the drama side of things, Twin Peaks, Lost, The Killing, Dexter, Game of Thrones, etc.


Movies: Anything from the following directors -- Christopher Nolan, Paul Thomas Anderson, Coen brothers, Kubrick. I even love some of the really odd movies David Lynch has done (Mulholland Drive, etc.) I like a lot of Quentin Tarantino's older flicks too. Dumb and Dumber is the greatest comedy that has ever existed.

Music: every. genre. I just love music. You'll find Foo Fighters in my playlist right next to Daft Punk. Things that immediately come to mind: Kings of Leon, Mr. Bungle, Queens of the Stone Age, Airbourne, Daft Punk, Mumford & Sons, Lumineers, Radiohead, Tool, Nine Inch Nails, The Neighborhood, Muse, Alice In Chains, The Dear Hunter, Three, Slightly Stoopid, 311, Cee Lo Green, Tenacious D.
The six things I could never do without
MUSIC. Orange juice. A guitar. Pineapple. Clean clothes. Breakfast food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why bars don't have bouncy castles. Why all earbud manufacturers insist on creating earbuds that extend deep into your ear canal. Why I always seem to wake up 1 hour before my alarm is supposed to go off.

I ponder the real big questions, as you can see :p
On a typical Friday night I am

Concert or festival

Visiting friends

Or sometimes just vegging out to some Netflix.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are interested in meeting up at some point in time. I'm not really looking for pen pals. Also, if you're an honest person.

You can finish this lyric without Google:

Now this is a story, all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down