Hello! Thanks for reading. I'm someone who really appreciates a dry sense of humour, intelligence, kindness and a sense of fun. I'm told I'm quite witty ( you can't really say that about yourself, can you?), creative, loyal and genuine. My favourite things are, aside from raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, watching films ( love horror and anything alittle bit dark and twisted), hanging out with friends, cooking, watching live comedy and music and travelling the world. I'm pretty independent and work very hard in my job, but would love someone to relax with, get to know better and if you can make me laugh, then you are onto a winner!

I'm currently working as a Head of Department in a secondary school, so I'm always busy but really enjoy it. I love planning where I am going to travel to next - my last jaunt was Bali and Australia, but have also gone to Canada, Singapore, Germany and Prague on my own and loved it. Actually have a wanderlust now.

writing - if you want your CV pepping up, or a poem writing for your grandma's birthday, then I'm your girl. I'm also a pretty experimental chef - don't worry, I don't mean Heston Blumenthal experimental - I wont make you eat trout ice cream and dog flavoured mousse - more like I enjoy trying different cuisines. I'm also good at making people laugh and when I get drunk, I can also dance quite well and rap - I don't think the rapping is actually good, but it is amusing.

is how I can be a very good listener and quite quiet at first. Don't worry though - once I feel like you can handle it, I will start to joke around - sometimes launching into a double entendre can create an awkward moment. I also like to dress in bright colours and have often been told my style is quite 1950's.

I love mostly all food but absolutely adore Japanese food.
My taste in music is eclectic (I know everyone says that!) but I tend to go towards Indie/ Ska/ Electronica. I love Goldfrapp, Elbow, the Specials, Madness, Missy Elliot and The Beach Boys.
I'm a big fan of comedy, like Flight of the Conchords, Bill Hicks, The Mighty Boosh and Jack Dee.
For an English teacher, it's virtually impossible for me to say one book is my favourite. Notable ones on my list are The Shining, The Secret History, House of Leaves, The Wasp Factory and most of Chuck Palahniuk's novels.

Soy sauce ( it's great with everything!), ear plugs (I can't sleep without them) books, Jack Daniels, coffee and my family/friends.

why I never followed my foolish childhood dream of being a WWE wrestler - I could have been a contender!

having a few drinks with friends or watching an amazing film.

you want to...I won't bite...unless you'd like me to...