Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


30 Saint Clair Shores, MI Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Attention females of Earth:

We have captured the life-form known as Weigel527. He appears to be in good health, with an athletic build, and has no visible scars or markings. The only anatomical abnormality we can ascertain is a strange protrusion originating from the middle of his face. He informed us that it’s called a nose. Upon further examination, we refer to it as his upper horn.

After various simulations, the specimen exhibits the following characteristics when interacting with those of his species: humbleness, honesty, patience, and politeness.
In addition to that, he makes other humans expel a chortling noise whenever he speaks to them for any length of time. We have been unable to pinpoint the source of this phenomenon, but we suspect that it is benevolent in nature.

Through the use of advanced brain scans and extensive cognitive testing, it has been determined that this particular hominid is sane and has the full use of all his mental facilities. He registers to be above average in intellect, by human standards, and though his primitive feelings are beyond our comprehension, he displays a great capacity for empathy and emotional understanding.

The subject has a borderline obsession with organization and alliteration, and he shows a somewhat shocking tendency towards timeliness. Furthermore, he has the ability to be insightful as well as thoughtful, especially when dealing with other sentient beings. He’s also a quick learner, a great problem solver, and has superior listening skills. In fact, we’re thinking about keeping him around to be our ambassador to Earth!

That wouldn’t be fair to him, however, so we’re looking to beam him down to a willing human female (per his request). If this is you, please press the message button at the top of the page and a transmission will be sent directly to our ship. Until then, may the force be with you, live long and prosper, and all that jazz!

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a certified pharmacy technician, which is basically the same thing as being a certified bad ass. Instead of roundhouse kicking people in the face though, I dispense pills at a local retail pharmacy. My eventual goal is to become a pharmacist.

I also run quite a bit and I like to be active in general. I've competed in several 5Ks, 10Ks and a half marathon, and I hope to run a full marathon one day. I kayak as well and am looking for a working icebreaker so that I can go out in the winter. The ice doesn't seem to respond when I ask if it's tired because it's been running through my mind all day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Alphabetical order
- Being understanding
- Listening
- Making people laugh
- Patience
- Petting dogs
- Punctuality
- Typing
- Writing
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A lot of people say that they have a great sense of humor. I actually do, and people tend to take notice.

Also, my eyes are as blue as the deep ocean. You could get lost in them for days. Perhaps you will.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: 1984, Dark Tower Series, Harry Potter, His Dark Materials, Iliad/Odyssey, Lord of the Rings, A Song of Ice and Fire

Movies: 300, American Psycho, Anchorman, Back to the Future, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Fight Club, Forrest Gump, Full Metal Jacket, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, Groundhog Day, Shawshank Redemption, Spaceballs, Tommy Boy, The Warriors, Wizard of Oz

TV Shows: Big Bang Theory, Breaking Bad, Futurama, Game of Thrones, Mythbusters, The Office, Pawn Stars, Survivor

Music: mostly classic rock
My favorite bands include Def Leppard, Led Zeppelin, and Queen. I have also been known to enjoy The Bee Gees, Elton John, Hall and Oates, Lionel Richie, and anything featuring the vocals of Peter Cetera

Food: pizza, chicken, steak
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:

- Family/Friends
- Humor/Laughter
- Exercise/Running
- Books/Knowledge
- Internet/Technology
- Inspirational/Motivational Quotes

...and maybe YOU could make it seven?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future and where my life is headed.

A device to put toothpaste back into the tube after it's been squeezed out.

Where all my missing socks end up after I get done doing laundry.

Why more people don't use nautical terminology in everyday language. For example, I like the cut of your jib, son.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The same thing I'm doing every night, Cupid—trying to take over the world!

Failing that, I'm probably doing one of three things: working, kayaking, or enjoying a cold pop with my aunt and uncle
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
In my younger years, I used to cry when Littlefoot's mom died (spoiler alert!) in the movie The Land Before Time. And by my younger years, I mean last weekend....

I once ate an entire bottle of Flintstone chewable vitamins and blamed my sister. Don't tell my mom!

I use made up words, such as crumbelievable and ricockulous, on a regular basis.

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom (and then I did the Humpty Dance).

Also, I sometimes browse OkCupid while listening to Air Supply and eating Kroger brand ice cream (crying optional).
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're any of the following adjectives: smart, funny, quirky, clever, easygoing, witty.

You don't take yourself too seriously, and you understand sarcasm.

You're not overly religious.

You lead a somewhat active and healthy lifestyle.

You're open-minded about most things. You should enjoy wandering the gray areas of life.

You're not too clingy. I know I'm awesome, but I do enjoy the occasional moment to myself.