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41 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Sep 1, 2013
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Other, and laughing about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hi! I hate self summaries, and what follows after this paragraph is why. Sorry if it comes across as being quite bitchy (in reality, I'm told I'm quite a nice person, very generous, and am a damn good tour guide Barbie). I'm just really, truly, and utterly sick of the whole hook-up only crap. There's more to life than cheap, tawdry anonymous sex. Gimme good times and laughs over nameless conquests and orgasms, any day of the week.

People don't fucking read the internet, anymore.

Apart from one guy I totally fucked up on (bouncing between here and Idaho kinda tends to screw with one's ability to have a social life when said bouncing is a random family thing) and am to embarrassed to apologize to (he hopefully knows who he is, anyways. Sorry, dude. :( ), it seems like most every person I reach out to automatically assumes it's for a hook up. Sorry to disappoint. Honestly, my hand is more preferable for the moment and I don't mind one bit. And yeah. Maybe I'm old fashioned. I like to make friends before I want to fuck.

So, that said, rather than just hauling ass to moronic conclusions, why not ask some fucking questions and get to know a person, eh? Most things you need to know are below. If you have any questions, feel free to ask. I'll look at your profile and when I answer your questions, I'll ask my own. Deal?

Oh yeah. While I'm at it, if you're a status queen, you will completely fail to impress me. Don't even bother, I don't care about what toys you have. Also, if you're the kind of twat that starts a sentence with, "After reading your profile, I think the most we cold ever be is friends..."; congratulations, you just met my highest expectations. However, if you continue that sentence with, "...unfortunately, I'm absolutely overflowing with friends, right now."; fuck off. I've no plans to put in an application for your friendship, as, obviously, you're a total prick who probably shouldn't have friends or nice things. (yes, I actually got that exceptionally rude line and it was my last straw, hence this new, shorter, revised blurb.)

I am pierced, scattered, and possibly past my sell by date.

I'm completely WYSIWYG. Accept it or piss off.
What I’m doing with my life
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I got my AA in General Studies (really should be an Anthropology degree) from PCC and did a year at PSU, where I burned out pretty quick. So, I'm taking a gap year and then going back to PCC to pick up a couple things I wish I had been told I should have taken. I have a good, if impoverished, situation, and that's enough for right now. Sometimes when everything overwhelms you, it's good to have nothing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Honestly I suck at these kind of questions. It is, in my opinion a complete bullshit item best left to politicians.

I'm really good at listening, talking, Anthropology, art history, history, being highly opinionated, Clarinet and Saxophone, non-violence, developing opinions, mocking stupidity and putting marmite on toast.

I have yet to master eggs, grammatical cases and giving GOOD advice.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Kilt. New Rock Boots. 14 piercings in my head (and 4 more that you can't see without.....well, it's either my place, your place, or either nude beach in Portland). Add in tights (winter, only) and you've got my standard daily uniform. In winter, most people notice my big fuzzy Russian hat. I <3 my big fuzzy Russian couch of DOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!

Yes. I look like a walking fetish show and I love it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies and Music, there's a fairly comprehensive list on my LJ Profile: keep scrolling, you'll find it, eventually (nutshell edition for the lazy and/or inebriated: Prog Rock, Death Metal, Classical). Back to movies, I LOVE foreign, art and silent films, but also world cinema and a lot of sci-fi, even the more esoteric bits, like Solyaris (the 1972 version). Books, my entire library is catalogued on my LibraryThing. Food. I'm just not picky and will eat most anything....except liver and ANY form.

My Holy Trinity are: Sibelius, Shostkovich and Buster Keaton.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Handbook of North American Indians
Silent, foreign films, porn and Peter Greenaway
Body modification
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Oh. So that's how you don't do that."

If not that, then one of my kinks. I have kinks. Lots of kinks. To damn many kinks and fetishes to list, safely, here. (Don't worry, every last one of them is legal.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Curled up at home, watching videos, reading, studying, homework.......alright, damnit! I admit it. I'm parked in front of the computer playing solitaire (and watching videos).....usually.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Ask. I'm a pretty open book, do NOT have a TMI filter, and you may regret either the question you asked or the answer you got.
I’m looking for
  • Gay guys only
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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You read every last word of this profile *and* you still give a rat's ass; you find me interesting or have any questions at all; or you read Kafka for the jokes.