People don't fucking read the internet, anymore.
Apart from one guy I totally fucked up on (bouncing between here and Idaho kinda tends to screw with one's ability to have a social life when said bouncing is a random family thing) and am to embarrassed to apologize to (he hopefully knows who he is, anyways. Sorry, dude. :( ), it seems like most every person I reach out to automatically assumes it's for a hook up. Sorry to disappoint. Honestly, my hand is more preferable for the moment and I don't mind one bit. And yeah. Maybe I'm old fashioned. I like to make friends before I want to fuck.
So, that said, rather than just hauling ass to moronic conclusions, why not ask some fucking questions and get to know a person, eh? Most things you need to know are below. If you have any questions, feel free to ask. I'll look at your profile and when I answer your questions, I'll ask my own. Deal?
Oh yeah. While I'm at it, if you're a status queen, you will completely fail to impress me. Don't even bother, I don't care about what toys you have. Also, if you're the kind of twat that starts a sentence with, "After reading your profile, I think the most we cold ever be is friends..."; congratulations, you just met my highest expectations. However, if you continue that sentence with, "...unfortunately, I'm absolutely overflowing with friends, right now."; fuck off. I've no plans to put in an application for your friendship, as, obviously, you're a total prick who probably shouldn't have friends or nice things. (yes, I actually got that exceptionally rude line and it was my last straw, hence this new, shorter, revised blurb.)
I am pierced, scattered, and possibly past my sell by date.
I'm completely WYSIWYG. Accept it or piss off.