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My self-summary
Smart, sassy, sweet, sapiosexual, sarcastic, short, silly, self-aware, salty, and a whole lot of things that don't begin with "s."
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a food writer, currently writing for Food Hacks.

My "real" job is as a teacher.
I’m really good at
Putting flavors together for a meal without a recipe.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile. My rack. My fabulously bushy tail.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors- Alice Hoffman, John Irving, Colleen McCullough, JD Salinger, Christopher Golden, Stephen King, Kurt Vonnegut, Anita Shreve, Jennifer Weiner (I like chick lit, magical realism, and horror. Sue me)

Movies- My favorite weird genres are improbable romance (those that contain an element of magic and/or unlikelihood) and religious horror (especially fun, bad religious horror like The Seventh Sign). I love movies overall. Some longtime favs include Dirty Dancing, The Princess Bride, The Graduate, Young Frankenstein, The Final Destination franchise (except that last one; that one blew), The Faculty, Footloose, The Big Chill...really, anything with Kevin Kline, Up, How to Train Your Dragon, When Harry Met Sally, American Werewolf in London, Grosse Pointe Blank, Point Break, Love Actually, Zombieland, 500 Days of Summer, Easy A, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Red, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, Shaun of the Dead, Chef, About Time, and all three Sharknadoes (plural, like potatoes).

Music- Jack White, Ben Folds, James Taylor, John Mayer, Bree Sharp, Fountains of Wayne, Storm Large, Wilco, Rilo Kiley, Amanda Marshall, Sting, The Police, Barenaked Ladies, They Might Be Giants, Common Rotation, Daughtry, Rick Springfield and yes, the occasional Barry Manilow. Don't judge me. ;-)

TV: Current - The Big Bang Theory, the new Hawaii 5-0, Top Chef, almost anything on Food Network, Mr Robot, Orange is the New Black, House of Cards, Game of Thrones, American Horror Story, American Ninja Warrior, The Following, Sleepy Hollow, iZombie, X-Files.

Past- The Wonder Years, Life Goes On, X-Files, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Buffy, Angel, Firefly, Flight of the Conchords, Wonderfalls, Friends, Daria, Freaks and Geeks, Chuck, Entourage, Terriers, Fringe, The New Normal, Go On, The Office, How I Met Your Mother, Sons of Anarchy, Hello Ladies, The Newsroom, Glee, Phineas & Ferb.

Food- Beef, raw or cooked. Hash browns. Dunkin Donuts Iced Coffee. Sushi. Chicken tikka masala.
The six things I could never do without
Iced coffee in the morning.
Music to sing to in the shower.
Thick-cut, applewood smoked bacon.
The internet.
My super comfy bed.
My car, Tobias (it's bright blue. Points if you get the reference)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. I find the world and its inhabitants infinitely fascinating.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have 4 cats. I am well on my way to Crazy Cat Lady Land.
You should message me if
You read my whole profile, we match fairly high, you aren't looking for a one-night stand or a lifetime commitment, you don't use chat speak, you are generally a positive happy person, you aren't allergic to cats, you like food and don't have any allergies or restrictions (glutards and vegans need not apply-sorry), you think sex and guilt have no place in the same sentence, you have a good sense of humor and a better sense of yourself, and you think we'd have fun together.

You should *not* message me if you don't have a picture in which your face is visible, if you are outside of my stated age range, if you mention God or the Bible in your profile, if you are allergic to cats, or if we match really low. I won't respond.

Also, if you send me a message asking if I want to fuck (no, not you. Not ever) or if you can cum on my face (nope) or if I've ever had an 11" cock (I have one in my naughty drawer), I will forward your message to your mother.