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52 Los Angeles, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 32–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Straight, Heteroflexible, Sapiosexual
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Mostly non-monogamous
Has kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly), Hebrew (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Smart, sassy, sweet, sapiosexual, sarcastic, short, silly, self-aware, salty, and a whole lot of things that don't begin with "s."
What I’m doing with my life
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Quit my job teachig sixth grade at a local independent school - think Silkwood ;) Currently trying to find another job; am considering benevolent dictator.

I worked as a food writer for several years, as well.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Whatever I set my mind to.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My smile. And I am almost always smiling, so I get noticed a lot...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors- Alice Hoffman, John Irving, Colleen McCullough, JD Salinger, Christopher Golden, Stephen King, Kurt Vonnegut, Anita Shreve, Jennifer Weiner (I like chick lit and horror. Sue me)

Movies- My favorite weird genres are improbable romance (those that contain an element of magic and/or unlikelihood) and religious horror (especially fun, bad religious horror like The Seventh Sign). I love movies overall. Some longtime favs include Dirty Dancing, The Princess Bride, The Graduate, Young Frankenstein, The Final Destination franchise (except that last one; that one blew), The Faculty, Footloose, The Big Chill...really, anything with Kevin Kline, Up, How to Train Your Dragon, When Harry Met Sally, Grosse Pointe Blank, Point Break, Love Actually, Zombieland, 500 Days of Summer, Easy A, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Red, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, Shaun of the Dead, and Sharknado. I just saw Chef, and it is EASILY one of the best movies I’ve ever seen!

Music- Jack White, Ben Folds, James Taylor, John Mayer, Bree Sharp, Fountains of Wayne, Storm Large, Wilco, Rilo Kiley, Amanda Marshall, Sting, The Police, Belle and Sebastian, Barenaked Ladies, They Might Be Giants, Common Rotation, Daughtry, Rick Springfield and yes, the occasional Barry Manilow. Don't judge me. ;-)

TV: Current - The Big Bang Theory, the new Hawaii 5-0, Top Chef, almost anything on Food Network that doesn't involve Sandra Lee (gag) or Paula Deen and her demon spawn, The Walking Dead, Phineas and Ferb, Girls, Orange is the New Black, House of Cards, Game of Thrones, American Horror Story, The Following, Sleepy Hollow, iZombie.

Past- The Wonder Years, Life Goes On, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Buffy, Angel, Firefly, Flight of the Conchords, Wonderfalls, Daria, Freaks and Geeks, Chuck, Entourage, Terriers, Fringe, The New Normal, Go On, The Office, How I Met Your Mother, Sons of Anarchy, Hello Ladies, The Newsroom, Glee.

Food- Beef, raw or cooked.. Hashed browns. Dunkin Donuts Iced Coffee. Sushi. Chicken tikka masala.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Iced coffee in the morning.
Music to sing to in the shower.
Thick-cut, applewood smoked bacon.
The internet.
My super comfy bed.
My car, Tobias (it's bright blue. Points if you get the reference)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Making other people happy. I know it sounds hokey, but it's true.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out having an awesome meal and drinks with friends, or curled up in bed with my cats catching up on my shows, or waiting for you to pick me up for our date :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to answer every single person who messaged me, until I started getting really angry, mean responses.
You should message me if
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You read my whole profile, we match fairly high, you aren't looking for a one-night stand or a lifetime commitment, you don't use chat speak, you are generally a positive happy person, you aren't allergic to cats, you like food and don't have any allergies or restrictions (glutards and vegans need not apply-sorry), you think sex and guilt have no place in the same sentence, you have a good sense of humor and a better sense of yourself, and you think we'd have fun together.

You should *not* message me if you don't have a picture in which your face is visible, if you are outside of my stated age range, you are allergic to cats, or if we match really low. I won't respond.

Also, if you send me a message asking if I want to fuck (no, not you. Not ever) or if you can cum on my face (nope) or if I've ever had an 11" cock (I have one in my drawer), I will forward your message to your mother.