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26 M Victoria, British Columbia, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 7
7′ 7″ (2.31m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Two-year college
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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Congratulations! If your visiting my profile you have demonstrated that you have excellent taste, or I have sent you an amazing message and you just have to see what kind of remarkable person I am.

I am an incredibly handsome and humble gentleman with impeccable taste in music and fashion and a keen sense of style and swagger.

All joking aside, I am looking for something outside of the ordinary; to meet an amazing young women outside of my social circle to be my partner in a series of successful heists and getaways.
What I’m doing with my life
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Discovering as much as I can about myself and the world around me, and to surround myself with people who I love.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Tricking a dog into thinking that I have something in my hand, and throwing it, listening, Mario Kart Wii and Sneaking.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I am one amazingly handsome and stylin' dude..the second thing people notice is how incredibly modest I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like to read mostly autobiographies and memoir; Heavier than Heaven, Scar Tissue, The Road, Hell's Angels: a Strange and Terrible Saga.

I used to love watching The Simpsons, South Park, Fresh Prince of Bell Air and Pepe Le Pew on the Bugs Bunny show; but I don't watch a whole lot of television now.

Most of my favorite films are comedies and science fiction. I like most of Quentin Tarantino's films and Will Ferrell's older stuff. Zack Galifianakis ussualy cracks me up too. : )

I like listening to all different kind of music, as long as it is tasteful.

I love spicy food, and have a pretty heavy addiction to hot sauces, especially habanero, chipotle and Tabasco. : P
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Systematic organizations of society to enable a balanced sustainability and symbiotic harmony with the earth. My contributions to this system. The nature of the universe. How much of myself, my desires and my beliefs are socially constructed, fractal geometry, the Fibonacci sequence.

...and funny puppy videos on youtube.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Expanding on Einstein's theory of Quantum Chrodynamics, teaching rescued mute puppies how to bark for the very first time, doing over a thousands reps of dumbell curls, staying humble and not trying to impress anyone.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My guilty pleasure is watching overly-gangster rap music videos, and I have a secret obsession with RiFF RAFF...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you are interested in driving south-bound down the California coastline in a getaway car while listening to excellent music playing at full volume on the stereo with the windows rolled down, are easy-going, quick on your toes, energetic and stealthy.

Owning a Lamborghini is preferred, but not a requirement. : )