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35 F Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

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Online now!
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Graduated from law school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has cats

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My self-summary
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Talkative, out-going introvert. Though apparently not talkative when it comes to self-summaries.

I always forget to get haircuts.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm the lowest lawyer on the totem pole.

I don't think I want to be a lawyer any longer. Suggestions?

I've recently started writing four short stories and have so far abandoned three of them.

I rally against Uggs. And sweatpants as fashion-wear. And especially the combination of the two.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, procrastinating, laughing, not burning things, baking cookies, thinking, common sense, battling frizz.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Most definitely female. Anything after that, and you'd have to ask a more objective observer. I'm pretty subjective about myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Midnight's Children, The Handmaid's Tale, Beloved, others. So many others.

Movies: Heathers.

Shows: I dread the day that the Golden Girls streams on Netflix, because that is the day when I become an agoraphobic shut-in.

Music (my favorite albums): Loveless, My Maudlin Career, Parklife, Reading, Writing & Arithmetic, The Boy with the Arab Strap, Moondance.

Food: I eat it. Pickier than a goat, but not by much.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Walking, coffee, alone time, good smells from a kitchen, good books, a ratty bathrobe.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why certain, strange isolated parts of my legs seem to get sunburned; whatever book I happen to be reading; what I should be writing; why people wear jeans to the gym; and why do I care why some people wear jeans to the know, all of the important philosophical stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, out, in. Friday is not so different than Tuesday for me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I really dislike brie. And that's my deepest, darkest secret.
You should message me if
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You're funny, and not a snob. And you don't mind an introvert.

You should NOT message me if for some reason you have a photo showing only your bare chest anywhere on your profile. It really irks me and we will not get along.

Not interested in getting involved with any poly or non-monogamous folks. Too complicated.