Top Twelve Reasons I’m worth an E mail:

I color outside the lines.

I’m a moderate liberal; I watch The Daily Show but fall asleep before it’s over.

I work out every morning and pretend it’s for the endorphins.

My waffles rate a special page in Zagats.

I trained my dog to bark at Reality TV.

I’ve earned enough miles to date an Eskimo.

I know all the lyrics Stephen Sondheim ever cut.

I’m masculine enough that I don't need to think about it.

Not sure which was more unforgettable, skydiving or my first tequilla shot.

My nephews invite me to their games and I cheer like I have a clue.

When DADT got axed I wanted to buy the world a coke.

I always liked that Jack-in-the-box named Charlie.

I'm a writer/director/lyricist. A theatre guy.

Not for public consumption.

Sense of humor. Great smile. Hot uvula.

Books: Me Talk Pretty one Day, The World According to Garp, To Kill a Mockingbird, Timebends, Tony Kushner's essays, The Art of Racing in the Rain, Act One, The Lorax.

Movies: Cinema Paradiso, It's a Wonderful Life, Brokeback Mountain, Ordinary People, All About Eve, Waiting for Guffman, Schindler's List, Young Frankenstein.

TV: Homeland, The Newsroom, Downton Abbey, Shameless, Modern Family, Real Time with Bill Maher. Classic favs are The West Wing & I'll Fly Away.

Music: Classic rock, jazz, theater, cabaret, classical and The Chipmunks to piss off my downstairs neighbor. She's evil.

Food: Italian, Chinese, Japanese, Thai, Superior Chocolate.

Oxygen
Water
Food
Theatre
Music
Passport
Toothbrush is a close 7th.

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Closing in on Saturday.

I still remember all those Schoolhouse Rock songs...

you've been in therapy or you fake it well.