Freshly 28, 6'4" rugby-playing, black belt with 2 pits and forearm tattoos. Surprisingly not a d-bag...I think... ;)

I'm generally not a fan of trendy things (Justin Bieber, iPads, hipsters, those order-of-operations math problems people post on Facebook, anything Kardashian), but if you look good in a pair of Lululemons, there's a chance I could make an exception. Haha. Oh, and the Chive is pretty cool. KCCO

Everyone seems to think my OKC name is dirty - and I guess it is - but not in the way you would think.

Ok. Now onto the fun stuff...

Adjunct faculty, assistant coach, referee, investor, exercise entrepreneur. You know, the usual.

My main sports are rugby, tennis, and basketball. If you're into any of those, you get bonus points! :)

The grand plan is to move down to South America late this summer and make a life for myself in a new land. Maybe I should be studying Spanish right now instead of on OKC...

Being the first one to start eating but the last one to finish, getting good at lots of sports but never mastering any, discovering new places in my apartment to hang laundry to dry, hiking up West Rock at night with my dog but without a flashlight, making really good mixed drinks out of whatever is in the fridge...the list goes on.

Tall, outgoing, assertive.

I was going to be general with this, buuuuut then I wasn't...

Books:
Think and Grow Rich, The Omnivore's Dilemma, The China Study, American Idle, Freakonomics, The Giver, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Outliers, The 4-Hour Body, The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People, and In Defense of Food

Movies (in no particular order):
Fight Club, Casino Royale, Van Wilder, American History X, Casino, The Princess Bride, the original Star Wars Trilogy, Gladiator, The Girl Next Door, American Beauty, Braveheart, LA Confidential, Eurotrip, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Accepted, The Dark Knight, Pulp Fiction, Saving Private Ryan, and Boondock Saints

Shows:
I'm a bit out of the loop with TV, but Arrested Development, Scrubs, The X-Files, The Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, Star Trek, Entourage, Californication, and The Boondocks

Podcasts:
Radiolab, MarketPlace, TED Radio Hour, Planet Money, The Wake Up Call, Science Friday, and The Gary Null Show

Music:
Disturbed, Korn, Rise Against, Iron Maiden, Seether, T.I., Outkast, Ludacris, Incubus, Nine Inch Nails, System of a Down, Staind, Kanye West, The Offspring, Lil Wayne, RHCP, Avenged Sevenfold, Flo Rida, Jimmy Eat World, Linkin Park, Shinedown, and Rihanna

Food:
Oh no. Favorites? Thai, Indian, Mexican, falafel, mac 'n cheese, pizza, ice cream, hibachi, and microbrews

Teams:
Mets, Mavericks, Jets, Red Wings, All Blacks, Arsenal, and UCONN women's bball. 4 good players do not make a baseball team! smh

Ice cream.

Let's make this into a "little-known facts about Chris" box:

I have an aunt who's a screenwriter, and there's actually a minor character in an 80s movie who is supposed to be me.

It never hurts if you're a low-drama, high-fun girl who likes being active and has a soft spot for ridiculously cute dogs ;)