I like to watch. No, not like that.
I'm an observer, an experiencer, and a thinker.
In the philosophical sense, I am the monk and the yogi. I am not the fakir, because that shit is wack.
In the symbolic sense, I am the hanged man, the hermit, and the fool.
And the knight of cups. That guy is way sweet.
I don't believe in Tarot, though; I just like symbols.
In the physical sense, I'm some nerd from the internet who doesn't get enough sleep.
I'm a big, gigantic, enormous introvert. More so than anyone I've ever met.
Opening up to me helps me open up to you.
I analyze and contemplate everything, constantly, which means I also space out or daydream a lot; I live within my mind, and it's awesome in here, man. You don't even know.
I'm extremely chill, and relatively zen. I have unusual priorities, and so far I've always had unusual romantic relationships as well.
I don't take my life very seriously, because life is the only thing there is. It's there until it's not, and as the only thing, bears no import on anything else.
Beneath my serene exterior, my passion churns in darkness. Much of it is directed inwardly.
Some of it I focus, externally, into a laser beam of sorts, which, along with dynamite, is guaranteed to blow your mind. Any time.
I've been accused of Nihilism, Epicureanism, Absurdism, and Buddhism. I don't identify in any of those ways, but they're not bad approximations.
More enthralling stuff about me:
My MBTI assessment is INTP and my enneagram type is 5 with a 4 wing, if that means anything to you.
I share a birthday with Chuck Norris. Does this make me cool? You bet.
Also with Osama bin Laden. Does this make me a terrorist? I don't know, ask "a high-ranking, informed official". Zing! Politics!
I have a terrible sense of direction/spatial awareness, and you'll find it hilarious until you want me to meet you somewhere.
I have the same number of piercings as I have tattoos. This is probably less exciting than how you're imagining it.
I hate spiders and centipedes. I'm not too big on mushrooms either.
If only I had a trackball.
I'm slightly picky about forming new romantic relationships. I just have to really like you. However, there's a huge and often-eclectic assortment of traits and features that attract me.
I am emotionally calm and ideologically turbulent.
I am cynical but imaginative.
I am probably smarter than I appear, but possibly not as smart as I think I am.
Note: I currently identify as "mostly asexual" (Gray-A). If you're interested I'd be happy to give specifics, but basically what it means is that I'm probably not super-interested in having sex with you super-often. No offense.
Note the second: My dance card is currently pretty full; I'm open to meeting new people, but please don't expect me to be able to drop everything and run away with you.