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WhatACleverUser

26 San Francisco, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:59am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I consider myself to be the kind of guy who's exceptionally good at filling out self-summaries.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making the world a better place: I work in tech.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-explaining why my puns are actually in fact so very funny
-being pretty good at chess
-recursion
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-I'm either bald or balding depending on my mood
-I skip steps even on the way down
-I'm taller than your ex but not as tall as your brother
-People who like my jokes probably need therapy as much as me
-It's intuitive to me linguistically what are subjects, what are objects, and when to dispense with the distinction for the sake of alliteration (q.v. item four, supra)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite authors:
David Foster Wallace, F. M. Dostoyevsky, Noam Chomsky, Ludwig Wittgenstein, Bertrand Russell, Vladimir Nabokov, Michel Foucault, Thomas Kuhn, Karl Popper
Favorite directors:
Woody Allen, Wes Anderson, Coen bros, Christopher Guest
Favorite shows:
South Park, Trailer Park Boys, Arrested Development, Trigger Happy TV, The Daily Show, Wilfred, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Favorite music:
Alabama Shakes, Andrew Bird, The Beatles, The Black Keys, Bob Dylan, Cold War Kids, elliott smith, Jimi Hendrix, Modest Mouse, The Strokes, The White Strips, The Who
Favorite food:
Vegetarians, especially cow
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My family
2. Others' trust and trusting others
3. A raison d'être
4. Good food
5. Meaningful contact
6. Sleep

Six things I could totally do without:
1. Getting into cold beds
2. Getting out of warm beds
3. Movies with The Rock
4. A fourth item on this list
5. Atheists and religious fundamentalists
6. List-making, hierarchization, and irony
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"We fill pre-existing forms and when we fill them we change them and are changed"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
having a lot of fun in an impressive and nonironic way.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't speak or read French.
You should message me if
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you enjoy reading

you like the kinds of movies that provoke conversation, and you like those kinds of conversations

you make music (I play drums)

you were once out of control with, lets say, drugs, but now you're sort of over it