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26 San Francisco, CA Man


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  • Ages 18–27
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My Details

Last Online
Dec 22
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"We fill pre-existing forms and when we fill them we change them and are changed"

I worry that I am deeply superficial or superficially deep or both.
I worry that I am a solipsist
I pity solipsists
I want to be "free to" rather than just "free from"
True freedom is the former
True freedom is fucking terrifying
True freedom is fucking everything
Sometimes I think I'm wrong about everything
Other times I'm on uppers
Sometimes I hope there is a god, most times I think there isn't
Can we survive death if there's no god?
Is death essential, does it give life a certain quality of pricelessness?
Is there meaning outside of my mind? Jesus please there has to be
Comedy is the greatest endeavor
I am a comedian (as of 2/28/2013)
I am a carnivore


Oh, and I wanted my Username to be "WhatACleverUsername", because that's really really clever, but it's too long, so I'm left "WhatACleverUser" which has quite a haughty ring to it, and makes me think of one who is a clever user of people or maybe drugs. When really I am an idiot when it comes to using people and drugs.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm watering the earth with the tears of my joy and loving those tears.

But more specifically, I started doing stand-up with my life. It's been a dream or a nightmare of mine for a long time. Like 15 years. My first set was on 2/28/2013 and I've gone up almost every week since. So if you're into the introverted, hopelessly hapless, insecure and narcissistic type then I just might be your guy! I preform on Thursdays, and, unofficially, the other days as well. I've been told I am very funny. Some have said I'm not but their opinions aren't good.

Anyway, if you think I seem interesting and attractive and you want to see what I'm really like inside you should see my act.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-explaining why my puns are actually in fact so very funny
-being pretty good at chess
-finding meaning
-lifting heavy shit and reaching high shit
-eating and eating contests
-pull-ups and chin-ups
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-I'm either bald or balding depending on my mood
-I'm tall
-my sense of humor is a bit off-beat, at times a bit dark
-I skip steps even on the way down
-I run pretty much wherever I'm going. For fun, not because I'm in a rush necessarily and certainly not because of the rumor that running is healthy or good for you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite authors:
David Foster Wallace, F. M. Dostoyevsky, Noam Chomsky, Ludwig Wittgenstein, Bertrand Russell, Vladimir Nabokov, Michel Foucault, Thomas Kuhn, Karl Popper
Favorite directors:
Woody Allen, Wes Anderson, Coen bros, Christopher Guest, Guy
Favorite shows:
Derek, South Park, Trailer Park Boys, Arrested Development, Trigger Happy TV, The Daily Show and The Colbert Report, Wilfred, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Favorite music:
Andrew Bird, The Beatles, Belle and Sebastian, The Black Keys, Bob
Dylan, Cold War Kids, elliott smith, Jimi Hendrix, The Libertines, Modest Mouse, The Strokes, The White Strips, The Who
Favorite food:
Organ meat, sashimi, roe, and butter
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My family
2. Others' trust and trusting others
3. A raison d'être
4. Good food
5. Meaningful contact
6. Sleep

Six things I could totally do without:
1. Getting into cold beds
2. Getting out of warm beds
3. Movies with The Rock
4. Train delays
5. Atheists and religious fundamentalists
6. Nihilists and Solipsists

Six things I would do well without:
1. Drugs
2. Fighting
3. Chess blunders
4. Conflict with authority
5. A fifth item on this list
6. List making, hierarchization, and irony
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-chess openings
-pourquoi quelque chose plutot que rien
-metaphysics, epistemology, etymology, etiology, taxonomy, the history and the schematization of the production of knowledge
-life and death, love and apathy, boredom and entertainment
-how other beings [especially non-humans, especially especially kittens (I'm a dog person)] construe meaning
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
having a lot of fun in an impressive and nonironic way.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't speak or read French.
You should message me if
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you're a carnivore

you want to see my stand-up

you enjoy reading

you believe the "why" question is the most important of all

you're a carnivore

you think I'm interesting

you tremble at the prospect of oblivion

you think your attitude would work with mine

you make music (I play drums)

you're a carnivore

you think I'm funny, or more importantly: you think you'd laugh at my jokes