(Imagine I said that in the style of Hannah Hart. And if you know who Hannah Hart is, then give yourself a pat on the back for being awesome).
I'm a 29 year old living in the general Glasgow area, looking to meet new people and broaden my horizons (no, that isn't a euphemism).
While I do identify as bisexual, I'm far more interested in women than men. It's probably a good idea to make that clear upfront.
I like to think that I am a nice person. I smile at small children and I speak comfortingly to dogs when they're tied up outside Asda. That has to count for something, right?
Things I like include walking, cycling, swimming, reading, cooking (especially baking), travelling on trains and drinking endless cups of tea. Things I dislike include cold weather, gory movies, grapefruit, and party balloons (seriously, I hate them). I'm really good at Scramble with Friends, and I have no desire to read 50 Shades of Grey.
If I keep listing random facts about myself, I'll have nothing to say in all the other profile sections, so... I'm going to stop now. Seriously. This is me stopping.