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WhatTheDutch

28 M Grandville, MI

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:00am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), Sanskrit (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
"When in doubt, always kiss the girl."

I'm outgoing, open, sarcastic, charismatic, and intense.
Founders/Grand Rapids Brewing, Perrin, HopCat, if you've been here and enjoyed yourself, we'd probably get along.

You don’t have to like baseball, but you should understand the concept of what a pitcher’s ERA means. Approach life similarly.

*I have no pictures of myself with a fish, a dog, or a guitar.*

I flirt with everyone and compliment them, not because I wan't them emotionally or sexually, because I like to see people smile, and if you can brighten someones day with a simple compliment or coy smile, why not?

Spending $5 at a kid’s lemonade stand will make you ten times as happy as spending $5 at your local coffee shop.
What I’m doing with my life
Living every moment like it's my last.

I have many hobbies that keep me busy throughout the year including: Triathlons, beach volleyball, fine dining, wine tours, brewery tours, traveling, camping, cycling, reading, golfing, and working on my house.

I love my life.
Come join in on the fun!

That's a lot about me, message me and tell me your stories.
Don't be scared, be like Nike and "Just do it" ;)
I’m really good at
Cycling
Giving massages
Impressing your parents
Consuming fine beers/wines/liquors/cigars and food.
Yoga, arm balances, inversions, namaste bitches
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes...or so I've been told
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Million Little Pieces, Michael Crichton, John Grisham, The Phantom Tollbooth, Finding Ultra, The World Is Flat, Enders Game, The Art of War, Any Utopian/Dystopian novels

Movies: Airplane, American History X, Equalibrium, Shawshank Redemption, Office Space, The Life of Pi, Crash, Donnie Darko, Swordfish, James Bond series, Thank You For Smoking, Gattica, anything with a Utopian theme.

TV: Arrested Development, Entourage, American Horror Story, Seinfeld, The Office, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Modern Family, Castle

Music: Electronic music, Daft Punk, Above & Beyond, Eric Prydz, RATATAT, Blue Man Group, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Mt Eden, Classic rock, Jazz on Sunday mornings, Steel Panther, Boston, Journey, Fatboy Slim, Kaskade, Jimmy Eat World, Mumford & Sons, Gorillaz, The Postal Service, Matisyahu, The Sounds, Zebrahead, Ween, Gnarls Barkley
The six things I could never do without
Family
Friends
Opposable thumbs
Yoga
My bikes
Good beer/Sushi
I spend a lot of time thinking about
words that rhyme with "orange" & "purple"
On a typical Friday night I am
Having an adventure. Every day, every minute, every hour.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm picturing you naked right now. Do you feel vulnerable? :)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think it's sooooo 20th century for women to wait for men to approach them