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30 M Glen Oaks, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:24pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs

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My self-summary
Uh, this section must be a big jerk for everyone to fill out. So here's comes an incomplete, possibly incoherent, but totally earnest, and possibly sweaty attempt at filling in this blank...
Everyone on here says they're a nice guy, but I've got character witnesses. If you go so far as to say a lot of people like you, you're automatically an asshole. At the risk of sounding like an asshole, I've got a lot of friends, many of whom have been with me for a long time. They'd probably tell you that I'm loyal, laid back, naturally caffeinated, and likely to laugh at anything and everything including myself.
Here comes the sweat part, please put me out of this babbling misery...At this point, I know my pictures haven't made you run for your life, and at the very least you think I'm tall enough, but if I have to write anymore I'm going to break out like a high school freshman.
What I’m doing with my life
Like dust in the wind.
I’m really good at
Being the tough guy with the heart of gold from a John Hughes movie.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm fairly certain girls notice my hair first, because they ask if they can braid it.
Men mostly likely see my beard first, because they wish their girlfriends would let them grow one.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Thinking about this is bringing me back to my high school hives again and just like then I like everything in nerd form.

Food, you make it I'll eat it and if you like it I'll bring you to it.
The six things I could never do without
Cheese in a can.
Deep conditioner for my luxurious locks.
My grandma keeping me in check.
Having time to watch movies.
My glasses.
My new puppy, EliManning
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Who should be ejected from this venue.
If my fake little sister was wrong about this new profile.
How one makes erotic chocolate and if Isaac Hayes is a necessary ingredient.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm escorting that guy who made you uncomfortable at the bar to the curb.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit that I genuinely enjoy "Uncle Phil-ing" that guy to the curb.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I would be the Fire-Flower to your already Super-Sized Mario.