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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 30–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:59pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Politics / Government
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Abandoned in suburbia by a loving pack of wild wolves, I was adopted and raised by kindly Midwestern parents. Upon coming of age, I returned to the wild, eventually making my way to DC.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Politics for pay. Books for brain. Travel, poker and music for me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Poker. Pool. Swearing creatively. Making pasta salad. I used to be able to check other people in "ultimate frisbee" and use their momentum to catch the disc before it hit the ground. (Rough, manly sport, I know). I recently took up biking and seem to have a knack for planning routes based on traffic/elevation.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm not using utensils.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music/audio -- only Michael Bolton, honestly. Kidding. Let's say brit pop, indie, punk rock, and some guilty pleasure top 40 stuff. The last good live show I saw was Yo La Tengo. Shows are something I'd like to do more often. I like Serial, too.

Books: Most things by Michael Chabon. Game of Thrones. John LeCarre. Hunter S. Thompson. Middlesex. Donna Tartt. Tom Perotta. Chuck Klosterman. David Sedaris. I tried to read the Corrections. I really, really tried. I'm sorry.

Food: Too much to list. For now, just know I put Tabasco on most everything. I dislike beets immensely. If that's a deal breaker, so be it.

Flicks and teevee: Coen Bros. Mob movies. Quirky indie films. The Wire. OITNB. Sopranos. Game of Thrones. Curb Your Enthusiasm. Breaking Bad. The Americans. Jon Stewart is the smartest "newsish" thing on the idiot box, but I watch him on the computer. (My idiot box is old school wireless).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Saturdays at local farmers' markets because I feel connected to my neighborhood.

The rush from when a plane takes off or lands somewhere new.

Poker as it is the perfect mix of psychology and math (not to mention a good way to meet people from different walks of life).

The ocean because it reminds me of the relative insignificance of daily problems in the universe's scope.

My bike, affectionately named Danerys.

Public parks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether this guy's on to something when it comes to online dating:
(Yes, he's trolling; it is still funny.)

Why, on OK Cupid, there seems to be such a strong correlation between people interested in polyamory and medieval festivals.

My next weekend adventure to NYC, MIA or NOLA.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes having an ice cold beer at a quiet bar, possibly hitting a show, often playing cards, occasionally out dancing and, at least monthly, boarding a bus, train or plane to somewhere fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I frequently clean my apartment drunk.
You should message me if
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I recently won a $15 gift certificate to a local bar in a free poker tournament. They have 25 cent wings. While I don't actually think going there to split 60 wings is a good date idea, if you do, I'm interested in knowing you. Message away.