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WhateverSirWants

29 F Milwaukee, WI

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I really hate writing these things. Likewise, I rarely read them. I find they are never an accurate portrayal of the person who wrote them. I think you will get a better understanding of me from all of the other little boxes I had to write in and the questions I answered than the meaningless words I would put here. And hey! if all else fails...good ol' fashioned one on one conversation will get the job done :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it one day at a time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Can I say boobs? Is that ok? Honestly, that's probably the first thing with eyes and smile coming in at a close second and third.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm reading all the time. I don't really have any favorite books. I have a very long list of favorite authors; among them are: J.D. Robb, Lora Leigh, Jonathan Kellerman, Stephen King, Edgar Allen Poe, Jason Krumbine, Sherrilyn Kenyon, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and the list goes on...

I watch a variety of movies. I don't really have a favorite here either. Give me awesome acting and a good plot and I'm there! :)

I don't watch much tv anymore. I do have a few favorite shows though...Archer, Justified, Ghost Adventures, Ghost Hunters, Once Upon a Time, Family Guy, True Blood and Grimm. I really miss The Tudors; although it was historically inaccurate at times, it was a great show.

I'll listen to almost any kind of music. Rap and teenie bop, no thank you. Alternative, Rock, Folk, Indie, yus, please! The Killers, Kings of Leon, Mumford and Sons, Vampire Weekend, Jack White, Bastille, Cage the Elephant, Incubus, Haim, The Black Keys, Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros, Lorde, Florence & the Machine, Of Monsters and Men, The Head and the Heart, The Temper Trap, The Naked and Famous, The Lumineers, Wild Cub...and moar...

Again, I don't really have a favorite food. I'll eat almost anything lol.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family
Coffee
My Kindle
Love
My cat
Laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I'll ever find someone who truly understands me and loves me for me.

Why people are so cruel and insensitive.

If anyone actually reads the questions I've answered.

Why are there so many bald men on here? Not that I have anything against bald men just...hmmm...

My next art project.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably working lol
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Actually, a few...

I dig guys in uniform...
...guys with suspenders...
...and guys with cowboy hats.

Feet are gross but I keep my toe nails painted.

I have two-way conversations with my cat. I talk, she responds. Honest!

I have a little bit of a fascination with Henry VIII.

I'm a slave-leaning submissive.

I've answered over 3600 questions. LOSER!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you don't have a crazy ex.

...you have a job, transportation and a place of your own (roommates are acceptable (except for parents, grandparents, anyone who is old enough to be or may act like either of the former (of course, there are exceptions. I'm not a complete bitch. Let's discuss!) or exes (nice try!))). Tall order, I know!

...you know the difference between their, there and they're; your and you're; and two, too and to.

...you honestly think you can keep me entertained. I get bored and lose interest quickly by mundane topics. Keep my brain going and make me think!

...you love to laugh and don't mind being silly even at the expense of making yourself look like an ass occasionally. I do it often.

...you want something meaningful and real.

...your final destination is marriage and children. If you even think you might not want children, don't bother messaging me. We'll just be wasting time.

All of the above applies. You don't get to pick and choose. I refuse to settle for anything less than I deserve.

Douche bags need not apply.
Douche bags looking to receive or exchange dirties need not apply.
Douche bags looking to hook up after a few sentences are exchanged need not apply.

If you want my attention...make that first message memorable and something I won't be able to resist replying to.

Spank you very much! ;)