Let's make it clear from the beginning : I'm a fucking catastrophe. I really am.
And I'm a guitar teacher, and a pretty good one according to my students. Mostly for beginners, so if you're interested, I'm interested.
Trying to survive thinking in a different way than the people that raised me. I'm not saying my ideas are better. I'm just saying that these people are constantly bitching on me just because I express those ideas. Win ? Nope. I'm a foreigner everywhere I go now.
Another (very) important thing : I hate putting people in a specific box (except the "assholes" box, easily filled).
But I love stereotypes, I love making jokes about them, I enjoy making fun of myself, of who I am, of where I come from, of me being a man, etc. We can laugh about everything, but not with everyone, that's why I'm careful with that (except when I'm in front of an asshole).
I can tell I've not been offended by someone in years, although human behavior astonishes me sometimes. So it's actually almost impossible that I get offended. Try me.
My only motivation, aside from getting high, trying to be a badass scientist, getting laid and telling sh*tty jokes all the time (the asterisk is for "shitty" by the way), is to cheer you up. Yes, you.
And by the way nice shoes. Yeah I'm stalking you...
And if you're interested : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOXFawc-mU
And FYI, I'm a foreigner, I'm not French, nor Swedish, nor Malaysian.. Yeah you guessed it right, I'm from Greenland. Or Kenya. I forgot.