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Whatever_jeez

26 M Paris, France

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.77m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Arabic (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Welcome to my world.

Let's make it clear from the beginning : I'm a fucking catastrophe. I really am.

And I'm a guitar teacher, and a pretty good one according to my students. Mostly for beginners, so if you're interested, I'm interested.

Trying to survive thinking in a different way than the people that raised me. I'm not saying my ideas are better. I'm just saying that these people are constantly bitching on me just because I express those ideas. Win ? Nope. I'm a foreigner everywhere I go now.

Another (very) important thing : I hate putting people in a specific box (except the "assholes" box, easily filled).

But I love stereotypes, I love making jokes about them, I enjoy making fun of myself, of who I am, of where I come from, of me being a man, etc. We can laugh about everything, but not with everyone, that's why I'm careful with that (except when I'm in front of an asshole).

I can tell I've not been offended by someone in years, although human behavior astonishes me sometimes. So it's actually almost impossible that I get offended. Try me.

My only motivation, aside from getting high, trying to be a badass scientist, getting laid and telling sh*tty jokes all the time (the asterisk is for "shitty" by the way), is to cheer you up. Yes, you.

And by the way nice shoes. Yeah I'm stalking you...

And if you're interested : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOXFawc-mU

And FYI, I'm a foreigner, I'm not French, nor Swedish, nor Malaysian.. Yeah you guessed it right, I'm from Greenland. Or Kenya. I forgot.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
A Jedi Master, a SuperHero manager, an aeronautical engineer student and a guitar teacher...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Walking, I think I'm pretty good at it. Except after midnight, it's the case for everybody I guess...
And cooking. The kitchen is my beloved bitch.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm not black, or chinese, and that I'm a man, and that I'm awesome, and humble.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Well I don't want to put everything I read, watch or listen to, but lately I've been particularly fond of my neighbour's snoring, I found it sexy as hell.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The six photos of your mom I have in my pocket.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Louis CK. And getting laid. And puppies. And Nutella. And your mom. And "What the hell is wrong with me?!".

"What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"

"Which are the three whiches that I should pick up if I found a genie?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing the same thing we do every night, Pinky...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty good at this :
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ululation
I mean.. really really good. I'm not kidding.

And when I read/hear someone talking about Louis C.K., I have faith in humanity again.

And sometimes I compliment strangers in the street about their hair or shoes or whatever. Only when I think it's worth a compliment. Then I say "have a good day" and go away. Because I think it's the best way to show them that it was genuine, knowing that I expect nothing in return. Not like complimenting a stranger to seduce him/her.
And I found out myself doing that a lot in here. So if you received a message from me saying nice things, that means I was drunk or high, or simply genuinely meaning this compliment and not expecting something back. Seriously. I get confused when people thank me for my rare moment of honesty. People, Y U NO ACCEPT COMPLIMENTS AND LEAVE ME ALONE ??

Amanitamscaria is probably the greatest person on earth.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I made you smile, laugh or grin.

You find out I'm your father.

Or you want to sit on my face, just ask nicely.

Or you too found out that monogamy is not for you.

Or you now have a different idea about me than a couple of minutes ago, when you first clicked on my profile.

Or your boobs are bigger than my ego, that could be interesting.

And if you too think this shit is fucking hilarious :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM&hd=1