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31 • Kansas City, MO • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 20–40
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
- Last online
- Yesterday – 8:04pm
- Sapiosexual, Straight
- 5′ 11″ (1.80m)
- Body type
- Mostly anything
Story 1: I was a merman up until a few weeks ago, but I made a deal with an octopus-like sea witch and now I get to be a human for a few days, during which I must convince a human woman to kiss me. And not just a peck on the cheek, a kiss kiss. With tongue, running fingers through the hair, knees getting weak...that sort of kiss. Three days! Not much time. So I'm not saying "Hey, human lady, you have to kiss me," but I would at least like to chat for a bit, see what we have in common (Do you like swimming? Or sushi?), maybe meet up, see if the chemistry's there, and just let it take us where it will.
Story 2: I'm a human, who was in a stagnant long-term relationship that ended a few weeks ago, and am just now rising out of the funk that invariably accompanies the breakup of a long-termer. I'm over feeling sorry for myself, over the anger, over the whole thing. Life is interesting and full of possibility, and I'm embracing that concept more than I have in a long, long time (like, years long). So I'm not saying "Hey, lady, let's make out" (Unless you want to? Which, okay!), but I would at least like to chat for a bit, see what we have in common (Do you like swimming? Or sushi?), maybe meet up, see if the chemistry's there, and just let it take us where it will.
As previously noted, one of those stories is true; one is not. Believe whichever one you want.
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