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Whatsinthebocks

25 M Maricopa, AZ

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Apr 8
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I never really know how to do these things oh gowd gerald
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working
Playing
Sitting
Waitin'
Wishin
you believed in superstition
also I'm thinking about going back to school :B
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hmmm

Fighting video games
being competitive
liking a wide variety of music
being on reddit
riding my bike
making a jewish lady voice
cuddling
making internet emoticons
going to the restroom
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: House of Leaves, Spencer & Mitch Rapp novels, horror genre literature.

Movies: The Big Lebowski, Anchorman, Akira, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Pulp Fiction, Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland, Sword in The Stone, so many others.

Shows: Breaking Bad, Mad Men, House(RIP), Community, Louie, The Dog Whisperer, The Office pre Carrel departure

Music: Radiohead, Helloween, Sonata Arctica, Secede, Mono, Bohern und der club of gore, Modest Mouse, pretty much any 90's band/hit. Right now I'm interested in Ambient, Jazz, Progressive Metal, and more. I LOVE discovering new music, and my iPod is one of my prized possessions.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My iPod
My Friends
The Internet
SUSHI MOTHERFUCKER
SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER
Wonder Showzen
Free streaming sites
laughter
I know this is more than six gofukyasewf
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, video games and dorky/nerdy shit, all dose poiple, all dose hamboigahs
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are funny, can get down with nerdy stuff, like music, and will not chop off my penis