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Whatsinthebocks

26 Maricopa, AZ Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 8, 2014
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I never really know how to do these things oh gowd gerald
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working
Playing
Sitting
Waitin'
Wishin
you believed in superstition
also I'm thinking about going back to school :B
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hmmm

Fighting video games
being competitive
liking a wide variety of music
being on reddit
riding my bike
making a jewish lady voice
cuddling
making internet emoticons
going to the restroom
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: House of Leaves, Spencer & Mitch Rapp novels, horror genre literature.

Movies: The Big Lebowski, Anchorman, Akira, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Pulp Fiction, Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland, Sword in The Stone, so many others.

Shows: Breaking Bad, Mad Men, House(RIP), Community, Louie, The Dog Whisperer, The Office pre Carrel departure

Music: Radiohead, Helloween, Sonata Arctica, Secede, Mono, Bohern und der club of gore, Modest Mouse, pretty much any 90's band/hit. Right now I'm interested in Ambient, Jazz, Progressive Metal, and more. I LOVE discovering new music, and my iPod is one of my prized possessions.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My iPod
My Friends
The Internet
SUSHI MOTHERFUCKER
SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER
Wonder Showzen
Free streaming sites
laughter
I know this is more than six gofukyasewf
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, video games and dorky/nerdy shit, all dose poiple, all dose hamboigahs
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are funny, can get down with nerdy stuff, like music, and will not chop off my penis