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26 M Sherman Oaks, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let's play a board game.

**Note: I'm in an open/poly relationship with flavortown420 (I still hold out hope this is an ironic username), whom I met on this site. She goes to UC Berkeley, and 2 years. So you need to be okay with that. If so, please proceed.**

"Obnoxious film or television quote."

I am a socialist, feminist, sarcastic cinephile.

I was the Vice President of the Gay-Straight Alliance at my college. I'm passionate about politics and human rights, and voice my opinions on the subject very willingly.

I adore classic rock, blues, and folk music. I am very fond of serialized television. I idolize Joss Whedon (obviously).

Random stuff:
I have kind of an obsession with seals and sea lions.
My biggest pet peeve is when people misuse "you're" and "your."
I have a habitual need to sing along with musicals.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Petting unsuspecting animals and/or trying to be an accountant.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Petting animals
Math (I won a national competition when I was 12.)
Magic: The Gathering
Trivia games
Forgetting where I parked my car
Cuddling (That's a skill, right?)
Mario Kart 64
Making my sister angry
Making religious people angry
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My lobster shirt?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Bossypants, Crime and Punishment, Everything is Illuminated, Fahrenheit 451, The Golden Compass, Harry Potter, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, I Am America (And So Can You!), Lord of the Rings, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Picture of Dorian Gray, A Song of Ice and Fire, Watchmen.

Music: AC/DC, Aerosmith, The Animals, Bad Company, The Beatles, Big Country, Bikini Kill, Billy Joel, The Black Keys, Black Sabbath, Bob Dylan, Bon Jovi, Boston, Bruce Springsteen, Buddy Holly, Chuck Berry, The Clash, Cream/Eric Clapton, Creedence Clearwater Revival, David Bowie, Def Leppard, The Doors, Elton John, Fleetwood Mac, Florence + The Machine, Guns N' Roses, Heart, INXS, Janis Joplin, Jeff Buckley, the Jimi Hendrix Experience, Journey, Joy Division/New Order, The Kinks, Led Zeppelin, The Mountian Goats, Neil Young, Pat Benatar, Peter Gabriel, Pink Floyd, Queen, Reel Big Fish, Rilo Kiley, The Rolling Stones, Rush, Santana, Simon & Garfunkel, The Smashing Pumpkins, Styx, Supertramp, Talking Heads, Tom Petty, U2, Van Morrison, The Velvet Underground, The White Stripes, The Who.

Van Morrison's Moondance is the greatest album ever recorded.

Movies: 12 Angry Men, 500 Days of Summer, Across the Universe, Aliens, Amelie, American Psycho, Anchorman, Army of Darkness, Avatar, The Avengers, Back to the Future, Black Swan, But I'm a Cheerleader, The Cabin in the Woods, Citizen Kane, The Dark Knight, Dogma, Drag Me to Hell, Ed Wood, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Finding Nemo, From Dusk Till Dawn, The Fugitive, Full Metal Jacket, Gattaca, Glory, The Graduate, Hot Fuzz, The Hudsucker Proxy, In Bruges, Inception, Inglourious Basterds, Inherit the Wind, The Invention of Lying, LA Confidential, Love Actually, Memento, Midnight in Paris, Moonrise Kingdom, The Princess Bride, Psycho, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Saved, Serenity, Shaun of the Dead, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, The Shawshank Redemption, Slither, Some Like it Hot, Star Trek, Star Wars, Tropic Thunder, V for Vendetta, Wall•E, Wanted, anything by Kubrick, Welles, Tarantino, Wes Anderson, or the Coen Brothers.

TV Shows: 24, 30 Rock, 3rd Rock from the Sun, Ally McBeal, Angel, Archer, Arrested Development, Battlestar Galactica, Billy on the Street, Black Books, Boardwalk Empire, Bob's Burgers, Boston Legal, Breaking Bad, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Californication, Chopped, The Colbert Report, Community, Coupling (U.K.), The Daily Show, Dead Like Me, Dexter, Extras, Family Guy, Firefly, Flight of the Conchords, Fringe, Futurama, Game of Thrones, Gilmore Girls, How I Met Your Mother, Invader Zim, The IT Crowd, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Justified, Mad Men, Married with Children, Modern Family, The Office (both), Parks and Recreation, Peep Show, Psych, The Rachel Maddow Show, Real Time w/ Bill Maher, Rescue Me, Scrubs, Seinfeld, Six Feet Under, Sons of Anarchy, The Sopranos, South Park, Spin City, Supernatural, Torchwood, Veronica Mars, The Walking Dead, The West Wing, Wilfred, Will & Grace, The X-Files.

Yes, I'm aware I watch too much television.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, cuddles, movies, black tea, board games, and the Oxford comma.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing a board game with friends or binge-watching a tv show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have clinical depression. Prozac helps.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You have a board game you want to teach me.
-You are Liz Lemon.
-You want to cuddle.
-You are a geek.
-You love film.
-You want to buy me an ocelot.
-Or you just have a feeling we'll get along.