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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Sep 27
5' 4" (1.63m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Normally, I am more than willing to talk about myself, but this self-summary business hardly seems like the time or the place.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am currently applying to vet school after finding that my theatre degree wasn't going to get me very many jobs. At least jobs that pay well. This endeavor involved getting a whole new Bachelor's degree since, once again, theater degrees don't adequately prepare one for the rigors of a career in science.

When I'm not stuffing my cerebellum with sciency goodness, you may find me jammin' to the classics at a local karaoke bar. I enjoy such gems as Ginuwine's "Pony", "Bottom's Up", anything by Salt-n-Pepa, and my personal favorite: "Close to You" by The Carpenters. I find that a little PBR really helps me tap into Karen's subtle, sexy vocal quality.

PBR will also inevitable make me bring up miming and Hanson. I'd love to tell you all about both of those things.
I’m really good at
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Puns. If you can impress me with a good round of word play, you're pretty much set for 2nd base. I also draw, act and am pretty decent in the kitchen. Basically I'm really good at everything but I don't tell people so they won't feel bad hanging out with me. Oh, and I'm the BEST at making normal situations more awkward. I hope you're really good at diffusing that.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That little piece of cilantro stuck in my teeth from the Chipotle I had earlier.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Water for Elephants, Angela's Ashes, Charlie Chaplin's Autobiography, Dean & Me, Life of Pi, and Anne of Green Gables.

Movies: Up, Anchorman, and Ann of Green Gables are at the top of my list.

Shows: Modern Family, Arrested Development (just finished re-watching it), Lost, Dexter, 30 Rock, SNL, Nip/Tuck, Ren and Stimpy. I don't have tv so anything I can watch on instant Netflix is going to pique my interest.

Food: It's easier to list what I hate--onions! This is a deal-breaker. Other than that, if it's spicy, or can be made spicy by adding sriracha sauce, I'm going to find it delightful.

Music: Kimbra, Regina Spektor, Muse, Tori Amos, Hanson, Adele, Sia, Michael Jackson, Dean Martin, 90's R&B, I'm all over the map. And I do have a weakness for cheesy love songs on the light rock stations. I've grown to accept that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My dogs
2) Box wine
3) Chocolate
4)A few close friends
5) Laughter
6) Sriracha sauce/pepper flakes/jalapenos/Tabasco...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Doing the dishes. If I spent half the time actually DOING them as I spend thinking about doing them...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at a karaoke bar getting flowers and panties thrown at me from the crowd. Or asleep. Or dreaming of the former while doing the latter.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've watched every episode of Hannah Montana ever made, and I watched the movie. just scrolled up to double check my age, didn't you?
You should message me if
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You don't suck. More importantly, if you like eating, singing, dogs and cheese we should talk.