Normally, I am more than willing to talk about myself, but this
self-summary business hardly seems like the time or the place.
What I’m doing with my life
I am currently applying to vet school after finding that my theatre
degree wasn't going to get me very many jobs. At least jobs that
pay well. This endeavor involved getting a whole new Bachelor's
degree since, once again, theater degrees don't adequately prepare
one for the rigors of a career in science.
When I'm not stuffing my cerebellum with sciency goodness, you may
find me jammin' to the classics at a local karaoke bar. I enjoy
such gems as Ginuwine's "Pony", "Bottom's Up", anything by
Salt-n-Pepa, and my personal favorite: "Close to You" by The
Carpenters. I find that a little PBR really helps me tap into
Karen's subtle, sexy vocal quality.
PBR will also inevitable make me bring up miming and Hanson. I'd
love to tell you all about both of those things.
I’m really good at
Puns. If you can impress me with a good round of word play, you're
pretty much set for 2nd base. I also draw, act and am pretty decent
in the kitchen. Basically I'm really good at everything but I don't
tell people so they won't feel bad hanging out with me. Oh, and I'm
the BEST at making normal situations more awkward. I hope you're
really good at diffusing that.
The first things people usually notice about me
That little piece of cilantro stuck in my teeth from the Chipotle I
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Water for Elephants, Angela's Ashes, Charlie Chaplin's
Autobiography, Dean & Me, Life of Pi, and Anne of Green
Movies: Up, Anchorman, and Ann of Green Gables are at the top of my
Shows: Modern Family, Arrested Development (just finished
re-watching it), Lost, Dexter, 30 Rock, SNL, Nip/Tuck, Ren and
Stimpy. I don't have tv so anything I can watch on instant Netflix
is going to pique my interest.
Food: It's easier to list what I hate--onions! This is a
deal-breaker. Other than that, if it's spicy, or can be made spicy
by adding sriracha sauce, I'm going to find it delightful.
Music: Kimbra, Regina Spektor, Muse, Tori Amos, Hanson, Adele, Sia,
Michael Jackson, Dean Martin, 90's R&B, I'm all over the map.
And I do have a weakness for cheesy love songs on the light rock
stations. I've grown to accept that.
The six things I could never do without
1) My dogs
2) Box wine
4)A few close friends
6) Sriracha sauce/pepper flakes/jalapenos/Tabasco...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Doing the dishes. If I spent half the time actually DOING them as I
spend thinking about doing them...
On a typical Friday night I am
at a karaoke bar getting flowers and panties thrown at me from the
crowd. Or asleep. Or dreaming of the former while doing the latter.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've watched every episode of Hannah Montana ever made, and I
watched the movie.
...you just scrolled up to double check my age, didn't you?
You should message me if
You don't suck. More importantly, if you like eating, singing, dogs
and cheese we should talk.