Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like the beach more at night than during the day. I like going to
museums and doing other artsy-type things. I love comedy, both as a
consumer and a creator. It kind of bugs me that practically
everyone says they're super easy-going. I enjoy going to sporting
events, but less for the game and more for the experience, plus I
like paying hugely inflated prices for food and drinks. I'm super
easy-going. I fucking love dogs, and I fucking tolerate cats. I use
Oxford commas, and I only use one space after a period. What is
this, the roaring 20s? One space is fine. Digital music put the
kibosh on my childhood dream of owning a record store. Kibosh is
one of my favorite words. Personal mustache experience has led me
to believe that Tom Selleck couldn't have liked dealing with his
own mustache, but he kept it for you, the people. What a benevolent
What I’m doing with my life
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You ever go to a go-kart track, and see that one kid who can't
control his kart, and keeps bumping into the walls and occasionally
turning himself around? That's my life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I know what you're thinking, and I get it all the time. I guess I
see the resemblance, but I really don't think I look that much like
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I mostly read biographies and other non-fiction stuff. It's
a little tougher for me to get into a novel, but I'm trying to
catch up on classic authors I haven't yet read. I just finished The
Last Good Kiss by James Crumley.
Movies: All kinds. I've loved every Tarantino movie ever (even
Death Proof). Foreign movies? Sure, subtitles and I get along just
fine. I don't especially like slapstick comedies though, and will
forever maintain that The Cable Guy is a far funnier film than Dumb
Music: All kinds. My iPod is filled with everything from old funk
to ska punk to weird European electronic junk. Not being able to
see James Brown live makes me a little sad. If there's a Less Than
Jake show in town I make it a point to go.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Something with which I can access the Internet
The little plastic things on the ends of shoelaces
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, The Universe, where should I go for lunch?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It all depends, I greatly prefer spontaneity to making plans. I
could be out at some divey hipster bar, at a classy jazz club,
seeing some stupid opera, or even out at a divey hipster bar!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think The Walking Dead is terribly overrated. I also think it
would have been funny to put "Mandarin (Not At All)" in the Speaks
section, but it's not an option.
You should message me if
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You want to say hi, or something other than hi.
You must be: Brunette, 5' 4", of Venezuelan descent, between 125
and 127 pounds, and drama-free. No offense, but if you're 5' 5"
then we are just not a match. I'm kidding. I genuinely have no
physical preferences, I just find it funny when someone has such
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