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31 M Fort Lauderdale, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:04pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Random tidbits: I like the beach more at night than during the day. It kind of bugs me that almost everyone says they're super easy-going. If I have to choose between a sporting event or a concert, I will pick the concert almost 100% of the time. I'm super easy-going. I prefer dogs to cats. I use Oxford commas. My dream has always been to own a record store, but I think digital music put the kibosh on that. Kibosh is one of my favorite words. I don't read as much as I'd like to. Software updates make me feel like it's Christmas morning. I think I'm a pretty bad self-summary writer.
What I’m doing with my life
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You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I know what you're thinking, and I get it all the time. People are always telling me I look like Johnny Depp. I guess I see the resemblance.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I mostly read biographies and other non-fiction stuff. It's a little tougher for me to get into a novel, but I'm trying to catch up on classic authors I haven't yet read. I just finished The Last Good Kiss by James Crumley.

Movies: All kinds. I've loved every Tarantino movie ever (even Death Proof). Foreign movies? Sure, subtitles and I get along just fine. I don't especially like slapstick comedies though, and will forever maintain that The Cable Guy is a far funnier film than Dumb & Dumber.

Music: All kinds. My iPod is filled with everything from old funk to ska punk to weird European electronic junk. Not being able to see James Brown live makes me a little sad. If there's a Less Than Jake show in town I make it a point to go.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Something with which I can access the Internet
The little plastic things on the ends of shoelaces
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, The Universe, where should I go for lunch?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It all depends, I greatly prefer spontaneity to making plans. I could be out at some divey hipster bar, at a classy jazz club, seeing some stupid opera, or even out at a divey hipster bar!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think The Walking Dead is terribly overrated. I also think it would have been funny to put "Mandarin (Not At All)" in the Speaks section, but it's not an option.
You should message me if
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You want to say hi, or something other than hi.

You must be: Brunette, 5' 4", of Venezuelan descent, between 125 and 127 pounds, and I'm just kidding. I genuinely have no physical preferences, I just find it funny when someone has such stringent requirements.