(You should clearly be impressed)
-I'm an IU graduate who studied sound design.
I just moved to Cleveland.
-I'm a "nerdy" person. Read "slightly socially awkward, but in an endearing way".
-I enjoy trying most things at least twice, and am always up for trying something new.
-I'm a musician and I play:
-I like the vidya games, new and old, nowadays mostly old.
-I enjoy Reddit, so I'm clearly a pinko commie liberal anti-theist
-I like communing with Google to find out all of life's mysteries. For example, "What is that guy from Princess Bride doing these days? He seemed like he had such a promising career ahead of him." or, why does Japanese folklore feature such freaky shit i.e. "Eyeballs don't belong there, why is this a thing?" I'm looking at you Shirime, you buttocks eyed freak.
-I enjoy rants, both expressing my own or listening to others
-"I do partake, I like to get the marijuano and roll it up in a cigarette and smoke it with Eric."
-I make electronic music
-I'm fluent in all of the Englishs, be they American, British, Australian, Pidgin, or Jive. I have the comprehension of an illiterate child when it comes to Spanish.