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24 M Cleveland, OH

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:46am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Rewritten self summary. Now in bullet point!

(You should clearly be impressed)

-I'm an IU graduate who studied sound design.

I just moved to Cleveland.

-I'm a "nerdy" person. Read "slightly socially awkward, but in an endearing way".

-I enjoy trying most things at least twice, and am always up for trying something new.

-I'm a musician and I play:
-ham bone

-I like the vidya games, new and old, nowadays mostly old.

-I enjoy Reddit, so I'm clearly a pinko commie liberal anti-theist

-I like communing with Google to find out all of life's mysteries. For example, "What is that guy from Princess Bride doing these days? He seemed like he had such a promising career ahead of him." or, why does Japanese folklore feature such freaky shit i.e. "Eyeballs don't belong there, why is this a thing?" I'm looking at you Shirime, you buttocks eyed freak.

-I enjoy rants, both expressing my own or listening to others

-"I do partake, I like to get the marijuano and roll it up in a cigarette and smoke it with Eric."

-I make electronic music

-I'm fluent in all of the Englishs, be they American, British, Australian, Pidgin, or Jive. I have the comprehension of an illiterate child when it comes to Spanish.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, writing music, hanging out with friends, playing video games, biking, and enjoying the town.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably something pertaining to what I'm currently holding in my hands, I tend to have an instrument or computer at hand whenever I'm not at work or sleeping.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Fact books, Hunter S. Thompson, HP, older Stephen King, and Douglas Adams.

Movies: The Room, any Mel Brooks movie, Waking Life, any Coen Brothers movie, any Quentin Tarantino movie, Most Miyazaki films, Scott Pilgrim, zombie movies, slacker comedies, spaghetti westerns, and Stanley Kubrick movies are the ones that come to mind first.

Shows: A lot of sitcoms like Community, King of the Hill, QI, Tim and Eric, Trailer Park Boys, Arrested Development, That 70's Show, or my guilty pleasure Threes Company (Don Knotts is awesome.), Star Trek TNG, dramas like the Walking Dead and Breaking Bad, Documentaries, Ren and Stimpy, Adventure Time, Regular Show, or anything on adultswim.

Music: Everything, I say this with absolute seriousness because I really do strive to keep an open mind about music after being so close minded about it for so long.

Food: Everything edible I'll try at least twice before I decide I don't like it. So far nothing has become truly inedible to me unless it's too burnt or spicy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.Someone to talk to.
2.Warm place to sleep.
3.My family.
4.Some kind of reliable source of new information.
6. Basic life sustaining practices liking eating, sleeping, and breathing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the universe, and everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to take over the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I killed a man in southern Nevada, just to watch him die.
You should message me if
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You want to/think we would have something to talk about.

Have a music/game/movie/tv show suggestion.

You can help me not become a bum while I'm living here by suggesting things for me to do.

If you're a musician and would like to jam sometime.