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WhimsicalWyvern

26 M Harrison, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:27pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Californian transplant, came to the east coast for college and never left.

I value wit, intelligence, playfulness, independence of thought, honesty/directness, and taking everything, absolutely, 100% literally.

I am familiar with, and partake in, many aspects of "nerd/geek culture."

Feminism is sexy. Unless it's the variety that involves exposed hairy legs, in which case I fully support your right to do whatever you want with your body.

I occasionally fancy myself the proverbial knight in shining armor. Of course, I also fancy princesses who don't need help saving themselves, so there's that.

Apparently a lot of people think nuclear war would be "interesting." Seeing as how, if nuclear war happened, the chances of me being alive to witness how "interesting" it is are excruciatingly minuscule... I beg to differ.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Programming + Science. Job hunting.

When I'm not doing that, or doing something social, I'm probably doing something nerdy, like playing a computer game, playing a tabletop RPG, or watching any number of current tv shows.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
For Science!!!
Bad Puns.
Nerdy stuff.
Awkward rambling.
Intellectual discourse.
Making lists. (not really, but...)
Self Referential Humor
Capitalization For Dramatic Emphasis
Seeing things better than a blind man.
Having better handwriting than a paraplegic.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Whatever it is, they don't usually say it. If I had to guess, it'd be the giant bio-mecha standing behind me.

Or it could be that I'm short, wear a pony tail, or have green/blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Not in order.
Authors: George R.R. Martin, Brandon Sanderson, Brent Weeks, David Eddings, Isaac Asimov, Tolkien, Robin Hobb, Robert Jordan, Piers Anthony, Terry Pratchett, Lois McMaster Bujold... the list goes on.

Movies: Lord of the Rings, Most of the Superhero movies, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Princess Bride... and more.

Shows: Firefly, Sherlock, Farscape, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Battlestar Galactica, Burn Notice, Supernatural, Buffy, Futurama, Dexter, Baccano, Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood, Avatar... and more.

Generally speaking, I like stories that present interesting what-ifs, have really interesting characters, or both. Also, I'm a sucker for anything with spell casters and/or dragons.

Music: Folksy stuff or classical music, mostly. I don't listen to music a lot.

Food: I'm not sure why this is important. I like all sorts of cuisines. I don't have a sweet tooth, I have a full set. Oh, and I don't drink alcohol. This is not for religious reasons, but because I can't stand the taste long enough to drink enough to have an effect, and I never got peer pressured into getting drunk in college.

Games: If it's long and complicated, there's a pretty good chance I'll enjoy it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, Food, Water, Shelter, and assorted vitamins that aren't covered under food.

The six things I would never WANT to do without are:
Computer, Internet, Friends, Gaming, Humor, Intelligent Conversation.

Six silly things I wouldn't want to do without are:
English subtitles on Japanese anime.
A nation that values science over make believe. *sigh*
Protons. Because otherwise the world would be too negative.
Bad Puns and Science Jokes.
Self referential humor.
Making the same joke twice.
Flying cars.
Mechanical pencils. Because normal pencils are so inconvenient.
Exceeding the original parameters of simple questions.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the Universe, and Everything. That, and the optimal solution to *insert random problem here*.

How to get tasty food for little money and less effort.

How to make my resume better.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing something with friends, usually involving some form of gaming.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I admit nothing. Well, delicious food. I'm willing to admit delicious food into my stomach.

I play DnD on the interwebs because I haven't found a local game.

I wish I didn't care about a woman's appearance with relation to how much I'd like to date her, but this is not the case - there is an attractiveness threshold any potential paramour must pass to be more than a friend.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to. The following are just conversation starters. But seriously, I like getting messages, though something along the lines of "Hi, what's up" doesn't really give me a lot to work with.

If, should a strange man come out of a blue police box that just appeared out of thin air, and asked you to join him, you would say yes in a heartbeat.

If you know why the poor d12 is so lonely.

If bad grammar makes you [sic].

If you can identify some or all of the following: Belkar, Edward Elric, Mat Cauthon, Paul Atreides, Monkey D. Luffy, Captain Dylan Hunt, River Tam, Peter Parker, John Crichton, the Dread Pirate Roberts, Erik Lehnsherr, Sarevok, Adam Jensen, Jojen and Meera Reed, Gary Gygax, Zach Weiner.

If reading my profile makes you want to say "icwutudidthar," or something similar, over and over.

If you read SMBC.

If you understand why calling evolution "just a theory" makes me angry on so many levels.

If you find the idea of Hello Kitty themed Sisters of Battle incredibly amusing.

If you still sort of like "the cake is a lie" references, even though old meme is old.

If you knew that winter was coming *before* it was cool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA3Iq1aj9AY