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WhimsicalWyvern

26 Harrison, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Nerd, California native, scientist/programmer, gamer, Homo sapiens sapiens, not a computer, INTJ, most humble man that ever lived, never sarcastic, always tells the truth, definitely not a computer with ambitions of world conquest, 100% serious all the time, and a fan of run on sentence fragments.

Here are some links that interest me. They won't tell you anything about *me*, but they will tell you about what I like on the internet. (WIP)
Funny:
Cows with Guns: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI
Star Trek Meets Monty Python: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luVjkTEIoJc

Thought Provoking:
Humans Need Not Apply:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pq-S557XQU
Why We Shouldn't Celebrate Columbus: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/columbus_day

I agree with this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmEbF2uhsZk

Random thoughts:
I've known that "Winter is Coming" since before it was cool.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Programming + Math + Biology. I'm going to be working at a biomedical informatics research lab.

When I'm not doing that, or doing something social, I'm probably doing something nerdy, like playing a computer game, playing a tabletop RPG, or watching any number of current tv shows.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lurking on Reddit.
Bad Puns.
Nerdy stuff.
Awkward rambling.
Being enthusiastic about intellectual discourse.
Making lists. (not really, but...)
Self Referential Humor
Capitalization For Dramatic Emphasis
Seeing things better than a blind man.
Having better handwriting than a paraplegic.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Whatever it is, they don't usually say it. If I had to guess, it'd be the giant bio-mecha standing behind me.

It could be that I'm only 5'5, but, aw, who am I kidding? It's definitely the knife dripping a trail of blood down the street.

A little kid recently told me I look like Danielle Radcliffe. So maybe it's the lightning bolt shaped scar on my forehead.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Not in order.
Authors: George R.R. Martin, Brandon Sanderson, Brent Weeks, David Eddings, Isaac Asimov, Tolkien, Robin Hobb, Robert Jordan, Piers Anthony, Terry Pratchett, Lois McMaster Bujold... the list goes on.

Movies: Lord of the Rings, Most of the Superhero movies, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Princess Bride... and more.

Shows: Firefly, Sherlock, Farscape, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Battlestar Galactica, Burn Notice, Supernatural, Buffy, Futurama, Dexter, Baccano, Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood, Avatar... and more.

Webcomics:
http://www.xkcd.com/
http://www.smbc-comics.com/
http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/
http://www.giantitp.com/

Games:
If it's long and complicated, there's a pretty good chance I'll enjoy it, but more to the point...
Europa Universalis 4, League of Legends, Civilization, Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Mass Effect, some puzzle/adventure games, and a bunch of other stuff along the same lines. Also, Twilight Imperium is my favorite board game.

Generally speaking, I like stories that present interesting what-ifs, have really interesting characters, or both. Also, I'm a sucker for anything with spell casters and/or dragons.

Music: Folksy stuff or classical music, mostly. I don't listen to music a lot.

Food: I'm not sure why this is important. I like all sorts of cuisines. I don't have a sweet tooth, I have a full set. Oh, and I don't drink alcohol. This is not for religious reasons, but because I can't stand the taste long enough to drink enough to have an effect, and I never got peer pressured into getting drunk in college.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, Food, Water, Shelter, and Heat.

The six things I would never WANT to do without are:
Computer, Internet, Friends, Gaming, Humor, Intelligent Conversation.

Six silly things I wouldn't want to do without are:
English subtitles on Japanese anime.
A nation that valued science and learning over political convenience. *sigh*
Protons. Because otherwise the world would be too negative.
Bad Puns and Science Jokes.
Self referential humor.
Making the same joke twice.
Flying cars.
Mechanical pencils. Because normal pencils are so inconvenient.
Exceeding the original parameters of simple questions.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the Universe, and Everything. That, and the optimal solution to *insert random problem here*.

How to get tasty food for little money and less effort.

What I should be doing to make my life better. As opposed to actually, you know, doing it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing something with friends, usually involving some form of gaming.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I admit nothing. Well, delicious food. I'm willing to admit delicious food into my stomach.

I play DnD on the interwebs because I haven't found a local game.

I dissected a human cadaver once.
(As the main focus of a year long course on human anatomy, using bodies donated to science which were abnormal and not useful to the medical school that got them)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're geeky/nerdy, and/or you think geeks/nerds are cute.

You have a response to one of the following questions:

A strange man in a blue box appears out of thin air and offers to take you on an adventure. Do you accept?

What's the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Why is the poor d12 so lonely?

Does bad grammar makes you [sic]?

Who are the following people/characters: Belkar, Edward Elric, Mat Cauthon, Paul Atreides, Monkey D. Luffy, Captain Dylan Hunt, River Tam, Peter Parker, John Crichton, the Dread Pirate Roberts, Erik Lehnsherr, Sarevok, Adam Jensen, Jojen and Meera Reed, Gary Gygax, Zach Weiner?

Why does calling evolution "just a theory" makes me angry on so many levels?

Is the worry about a potential robot/AI revolution, such as in numerous science fiction movies, a real concern for the future?

What is a logical downside of feminism for women if it ever become completely successful, and why shouldn't it matter?

What are some jobs that probably won't exist in 20-30 years, and what, if anything, should be done about it?