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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
May 17
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So, while you MAY be looking at my screen name and saying to yourself..."wow, that guy likes to whisk things! He must be a baker" you would be wrong. It is a testament to my impulsiveness and tragic typing skills that rendered that name. it was supposed to be WHISKEY but, alas, the all enticing "enter" button called my finger too soon and I am stuck with the name whiskeAndSmokes... Sad really, but then again if you judge people on their screen names then we prolly would not get along. I prefer to judge by ok, there is a bit of truth in there but hey, attraction is attraction and i AM a guy and I will never apologize for it. I like who I am and accept the so-called "short comings" that come with being male.

Aside from my day job, I am a reasonably successful painter, and creator. I own a snuggly 8 month old boxer puppy and I have named him Admiral Cabbage Von Slobbernoggin. Go ahead and search him on the Facebooks...he's on there.

i WILL cross the street to pet a puppy, or really big dog, it is a weakness. I dream in color and I get the most ridiculous songs stuck in my head for no apparent reason (got that annoying song "friday" stuck in my head on a monday once how fucking horrible is THAT?!)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I could stand to see the city a bit more. I am a professional voice actor which means I lock myself in my closet for the first half of the day and talk to myself. Oh! and I get PAID to do it so it works.
I love, love the outdoors and camping but a required death defying hike is not requisite in my book. The smell of bacon cooking in the morning smells best when roused outdoors. Yes, you may think bacon and hiking don't go hand in hand...and you'd be correct. Hence I am not a fan of laborious hikes. I would rather stroll through life, reach my goal, plant my stakes and enjoy the beauty around me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
avoiding the question and giving a straight answer and sometimes they are not mutually exclusive...go figure.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
blue eyes, voice, headphones, lips...oh hell i don't know!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
if you believe these things tell you anything about a person move on. Suffice to say i like movies, books, shows, music (very much) and food (I love to cook, and not in a "I cook so I can get in your pants kind of way" I genuinely love to cook).
I love art and want so badly to find someone to spend a day at the museum, or first friday, with. There is so much amazing art in this town and i want to see it all!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
sex (if i didn't put this here you might think I was a liar)
citrus scents
hot showers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Just once I would like to see a profile that starts with, "I am a single mother of an amazingly unattractive and lazy six year old that was the worst mistake of my life." I mean come on they can't ALL be beautiful/wonderful/gifts from god. I've seen some of your kids, and you're dillusional. Just sayin.

so many few messages. is that antiquated "the guy must make the first move" idea still in place in cyberspace? it's the 21st century people and guys got the message a long time ago that harrassing women, in all forms, never gets them anywhere. there is a reason almost ALL girls on this site "reply VERY selectively" and most guys "reply often" it is YOUR market ladies, use it.
what exactly a hot dog being thrown down a hallway actually would sound like.
square pegs, round holes.
how to achieve blissful ignorance.
what the world would be like if the word red was switched with the word spork...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Game night with friends, drinking wine or whiskey, snuggling with the pup...Jesus what's typical?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i can;t go into details but it involves a 10 lb. bag of chex mix, saran wrap, four latin midgets and a kiddy pool filled with chocolate pudding.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I don't think I'm alone here when i say the whole pressure of meeting someone for the first time from OKC is stressful. So here is my proposal...let's agree to meet withOUT the pressure or expectation of anything more than a good night hanging out. You can feel absolutely free to be exactly who you are, and I can do the same. There is no need to walk through the door cloaked in defenses and I'm tired of hearing people promise to call when we both know they won't.