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WhiskeAndSmokes

36 M Denver, CO

My Details

Last Online
Apr 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Happy new year!!!

So, while you MAY be looking at my screen name and saying to yourself..."wow, that guy likes to whisk things! He must be a baker" you would be wrong. It is a testament to my impulsiveness and tragic typing skills that rendered that name. it was supposed to be WHISKEY but, alas, the all enticing "enter" button called my finger too soon and I am stuck with the name whiskeAndSmokes... Sad really, but then again if you judge people on their screen names then we prolly would not get along. I prefer to judge by pictures...lol. ok, there is a bit of truth in there but hey, attraction is attraction and i AM a guy and I will never apologize for it. I like who I am and accept the so-called "short comings" that come with being male.
I guess i should say that as yet I don't have a car, not because I am a deadbeat, but I actually LIKE public transport. I went to school in Boston (Berklee) and fell in love with not having to drive. I have a license so I CAN drive, I just like to walk and take the train/bus more. Dealbreaker? too bad.
aside from my day job, i am a musician/singer/songwriter i write acoustic stuff as well as dance/trance/house music. is it any good? i think so, and so does my mom, but she thinks anything i do is pretty cool and she told me just yesterday that I am the most handsomest man in the world! when i asked why not the universe and she said, "because i don't LIVE in the universe!"
i WILL cross the street to pet a puppy, or really big dog, it is a weakness. I dream in color and I get the most ridiculous songs stuck in my head for no apparent reason (got that annoying song "friday" stuck in my head on a monday once how fucking horrible is THAT?!)

(observations at a bar)

I love dive bars.
I am not one to socially attack a woman. I will smile, but I realize that the LAST thing a woman wants when she out is to have every guy at the bar have a try at her. Unless she is just out to boost her ego, and then I prolly won't find her attractive enough to talk to her anyway.
I am convinced that most people have an idea of who they think they are, and what they want, but when what/who they want comes face to face with them they tend more to nitpick and judge it, out of fear of living up to something they believed that whole time was just fantasy or an ideal, rather than attainable. Of course it could just be that people THINK they know who or what they want and they really have no clue.
My eyelid keeps twitching, am I having a stroke?
Horn dog bartenders are assholes. Give it a rest already. Yes, you control the booze but it does NOT make you "lord god of pussy" (actual quote from a bartender).
Ladies, you're not the only ones with fantasies, don't be afraid to be socially aggressive with men. NO it does not make you a slut. Despite what you may believe the idea of "being a slut" is more a female construct than a male one designed to subjugate your base, carnal desires. We all have them. Revel in them. Sate them. Don't reduce yourself to other people's morality.
Why, in the name of all that is holy, do guys who have no business wearing them think they are hip if they were skinny jeans. I'm looking at you Jabba at the end of the bar. Perched like a gargoyle in the prime spot where young coeds HAVE to go to get their beer. I will point you to my previous point you slimy fuck wagon. Girls need to be hit on by you like they need jalapeño tampons. Just stop. Please. You are just one, in a long line of reasons single women wear "wedding rings" and susequently decent guys simply leave them alone.
Obscenely drunk women are not attractive.
(having no relation to my last statement) just because you THINK you can dance does not mean you actually can dance. And alcohol actually diminishes your ability but somehow increases your belief. Alcohol, in this situation is like a liquid sermon that sends you, flailing, out of the church, "Sisters of the immaculate sad dance" with your ridiculous belief structure fortified, blind and gives you the impression that you can propel your religion on others. We are not impressed, or joining your congregation any day soon.
Last call, lights up and time to go home.
(here ends observations at a bar...for now)
What I’m doing with my life
I just moved here a year ago, and I love it so far. I could stand to see the city a bit more. I am a professional voice actor which means I lock myself in my closet for the first half of the day and talk to myself. Oh! and I get PAID to do it so it works.
I love, love the outdoors and camping but a required death defying hike is not requisite in my book. The smell of bacon cooking in the morning smells best when roused outdoors. Yes, you may think bacon and hiking don't go hand in hand...and you'd be correct. Hence I am not a fan of laborious hikes. I would rather stroll through life, reach my goal, plant my stakes and enjoy the beauty around me.
I’m really good at
avoiding the question and giving a straight answer and sometimes they are not mutually exclusive...go figure.
The first things people usually notice about me
blue eyes, voice, headphones, lips...oh hell i don't know!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
if you believe these things tell you anything about a person move on. Suffice to say i like movies, books, shows, music (very much) and food (I love to cook, and not in a "I cook so I can get in your pants kind of way" I genuinely love to cook).
I love art and want so badly to find someone to spend a day at the museum, or first friday, with. There is so much amazing art in this town and i want to see it all!
The six things I could never do without
music
sex (if i didn't put this here you might think I was a liar)
laptop
citrus scents
hot showers
music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Just once I would like to see a profile that starts with, "I am a single mother of an amazingly unattractive and lazy six year old that was the worst mistake of my life." I mean come on they can't ALL be beautiful/wonderful/gifts from god. I've seen some of your kids, and you're dillusional. Just sayin.

so many visitors...so few messages. is that antiquated "the guy must make the first move" idea still in place in cyberspace? it's 2013 people and guys got the message a long time ago that harrassing women, in all forms, never gets them anywhere. there is a reason almost ALL girls on this site "reply VERY selectively" and most guys "reply often" it is YOUR market ladies, use it.
also,
what exactly a hot dog being thrown down a hallway actually would sound like.
square pegs, round holes.
how to achieve blissful ignorance.
what the world would be like if the word red was switched with the word spork...
On a typical Friday night I am
Williams Tavern...Caveau Wine Bar...Curled up with a movie...you know, the usual
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i can;t go into details but it involves a 10 lb. bag of chex mix, saran wrap, four latin midgets and a kiddy pool filled with chocolate pudding.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
I don't think I'm alone here when i say the whole pressure of meeting someone for the first time from OKC is stressful. So here is my proposal...let's agree to meet withOUT the pressure or expectation of anything more than a good night hanging out. You can feel absolutely free to be exactly who you are, and I can do the same. There is no need to walk through the door cloaked in defenses and I'm tired of hearing people promise to call when we both know they won't.