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WhiskeAndSmokes

41 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Aug 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Single
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
OAK>AUSTIN>BOSTON>DENVER>LA
I'm an easy laugh and enjoy a good glass of wine. I have a 1.5 year old boxer named Admiral Cabbage Von Slobbernoggin (of the Hapsberg Von Slobbernoggins, I'm sure you've heard of him) and my heart revolves around him. However, we both agreed it's time for me to enjoy play dates with humans. Good standup, whiskey, wine and live music.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work, play, play, play repeat...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
avoiding the question and giving a straight answer and sometimes they are not mutually exclusive...go figure.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
blue eyes, voice, headphones, lips...oh hell i don't know!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
if you believe these things tell you anything about a person move on. Suffice to say i like movies, books, shows, music (very much) and food (I love to cook, and not in a "I cook so I can get in your pants kind of way" I genuinely love to cook).
I love art and want so badly to find someone to spend a day at the museum, or first friday, with. There is so much amazing art in this town and i want to see it all!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
music
Cabbage
laptop
citrus scents
hot showers
music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Just once I would like to see a profile that starts with, "I am a single mother of an amazingly unattractive and lazy six year old that was the worst mistake of my life." I mean come on they can't ALL be beautiful/wonderful/gifts from god. I've seen some of your kids, and you're dillusional. Just sayin.

so many visitors...so few messages. is that antiquated "the guy must make the first move" idea still in place in cyberspace? it's the 21st century people and guys got the message a long time ago that harrassing women, in all forms, never gets them anywhere. there is a reason almost ALL girls on this site "reply VERY selectively" and most guys "reply often" it is YOUR market ladies, use it.
also,
what exactly a hot dog being thrown down a hallway actually would sound like.
square pegs, round holes.
how to achieve blissful ignorance.
what the world would be like if the word red was switched with the word spork...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Game night with friends, drinking wine or whiskey, snuggling with the pup...Jesus what's typical?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i can;t go into details but it involves a 10 lb. bag of chex mix, saran wrap, four latin midgets and a kiddy pool filled with chocolate pudding.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I don't think I'm alone here when i say the whole pressure of meeting someone for the first time from OKC is stressful. So here is my proposal...let's agree to meet withOUT the pressure or expectation of anything more than a good night hanging out. You can feel absolutely free to be exactly who you are, and I can do the same. There is no need to walk through the door cloaked in defenses and I'm tired of hearing people promise to call when we both know they won't.