Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So, while you MAY be looking at my screen name and saying to
yourself..."wow, that guy likes to whisk things! He must be a
baker" you would be wrong. It is a testament to my impulsiveness
and tragic typing skills that rendered that name. it was supposed
to be WHISKEY but, alas, the all enticing "enter" button called my
finger too soon and I am stuck with the name whiskeAndSmokes... Sad
really, but then again if you judge people on their screen names
then we prolly would not get along. I prefer to judge by
pictures...lol. ok, there is a bit of truth in there but hey,
attraction is attraction and i AM a guy and I will never apologize
for it. I like who I am and accept the so-called "short comings"
that come with being male.
Aside from my day job, I am a reasonably successful painter, and
creator. I own a snuggly 8 month old boxer puppy and I have named
him Admiral Cabbage Von Slobbernoggin. Go ahead and search him on
the Facebooks...he's on there.
i WILL cross the street to pet a puppy, or really big dog, it is a
weakness. I dream in color and I get the most ridiculous songs
stuck in my head for no apparent reason (got that annoying song
"friday" stuck in my head on a monday once how fucking horrible is
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I could stand to see the city a bit more. I am a professional voice
actor which means I lock myself in my closet for the first half of
the day and talk to myself. Oh! and I get PAID to do it so it
I love, love the outdoors and camping but a required death defying
hike is not requisite in my book. The smell of bacon cooking in the
morning smells best when roused outdoors. Yes, you may think bacon
and hiking don't go hand in hand...and you'd be correct. Hence I am
not a fan of laborious hikes. I would rather stroll through life,
reach my goal, plant my stakes and enjoy the beauty around me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
avoiding the question and giving a straight answer and sometimes
they are not mutually exclusive...go figure.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
blue eyes, voice, headphones, lips...oh hell i don't know!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
if you believe these things tell you anything about a person move
on. Suffice to say i like movies, books, shows, music (very much)
and food (I love to cook, and not in a "I cook so I can get in your
pants kind of way" I genuinely love to cook).
I love art and want so badly to find someone to spend a day at the
museum, or first friday, with. There is so much amazing art in this
town and i want to see it all!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
sex (if i didn't put this here you might think I was a liar)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Just once I would like to see a profile that starts with, "I am a
single mother of an amazingly unattractive and lazy six year old
that was the worst mistake of my life." I mean come on they can't
ALL be beautiful/wonderful/gifts from god. I've seen some of your
kids, and you're dillusional. Just sayin.
so many visitors...so few messages. is that antiquated "the guy
must make the first move" idea still in place in cyberspace? it's
the 21st century people and guys got the message a long time ago
that harrassing women, in all forms, never gets them anywhere.
there is a reason almost ALL girls on this site "reply VERY
selectively" and most guys "reply often" it is YOUR market ladies,
what exactly a hot dog being thrown down a hallway actually would
square pegs, round holes.
how to achieve blissful ignorance.
what the world would be like if the word red was switched with the
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Game night with friends, drinking wine or whiskey, snuggling with
the pup...Jesus what's typical?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i can;t go into details but it involves a 10 lb. bag of chex mix,
saran wrap, four latin midgets and a kiddy pool filled with
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I don't think I'm alone here when i say the whole pressure of
meeting someone for the first time from OKC is stressful. So here
is my proposal...let's agree to meet withOUT the pressure or
expectation of anything more than a good night hanging out. You can
feel absolutely free to be exactly who you are, and I can do the
same. There is no need to walk through the door cloaked in defenses
and I'm tired of hearing people promise to call when we both know
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