I'm an easy laugh and enjoy a good glass of wine. I have a 1.5 year old boxer named Admiral Cabbage Von Slobbernoggin (of the Hapsberg Von Slobbernoggins, I'm sure you've heard of them) and my heart revolves around him. However, we both agreed it's time for me to enjoy play dates with humans. Don't be afraid to say hi, I CAN actually carry on a conversation. And no, I'm not intimidated by your friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Work, play, play, play repeat...
I’m really good at
avoiding the question and giving a straight answer and sometimes
they are not mutually exclusive...go figure.
The first things people usually notice about me
blue eyes, voice, headphones, lips...oh hell i don't know!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
if you believe these things tell you anything about a person move
on. Suffice to say i like movies, books, shows, music (very much)
and food (I love to cook, and not in a "I cook so I can get in your
pants kind of way" I genuinely love to cook).
I love art and want so badly to find someone to spend a day at the
museum, or first friday, with. There is so much amazing art in this
town and i want to see it all!
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Just once I would like to see a profile that starts with, "I am a
single mother of an amazingly unattractive and lazy six year old
that was the worst mistake of my life." I mean come on they can't
ALL be beautiful/wonderful/gifts from god. I've seen some of your
kids, and you're dillusional. Just sayin.
so many visitors...so few messages. is that antiquated "the guy
must make the first move" idea still in place in cyberspace? it's
the 21st century people and guys got the message a long time ago
that harrassing women, in all forms, never gets them anywhere.
there is a reason almost ALL girls on this site "reply VERY
selectively" and most guys "reply often" it is YOUR market ladies,
what exactly a hot dog being thrown down a hallway actually would
square pegs, round holes.
how to achieve blissful ignorance.
what the world would be like if the word red was switched with the
On a typical Friday night I am
Game night with friends, drinking wine or whiskey, snuggling with
the pup...Jesus what's typical?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i can;t go into details but it involves a 10 lb. bag of chex mix, saran wrap, four latin dwarves and a kiddy pool filled with chocolate pudding.
You should message me if
I don't think I'm alone here when i say the whole pressure of
meeting someone for the first time from OKC is stressful. So here
is my proposal...let's agree to meet withOUT the pressure or
expectation of anything more than a good night hanging out. You can
feel absolutely free to be exactly who you are, and I can do the
same. There is no need to walk through the door cloaked in defenses
and I'm tired of hearing people promise to call when we both know