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WhiskeyBear3000

25 F Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–100
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Aug 10
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I rarely check this because I'm happily in a monogamous relationship, but new friends are always welcome.

As someone said to me, "Somehow there exists someone who cares as little as you do about propriety and convention, and at the same time you're a good person." Quite fitting.

I'm open to platonic adventuring friends, board game friends, and crafty-time friends. I'm interested in attempting to pick up new hobbies, intelligent ideas, and differing points of view.

I rarely take life seriously.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Nothing of consequence.
Trying to learn.
"How do you know your boundaries unless you test them?"
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
breaking things, electronics especially. Making obnoxious faces. Accidentally spilling beverages all over myself. Being indecisive. Making an ass of myself. Procrastinating.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm screwing up my face to make it as unattractive as possible.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Some stuff I like RIGHT NOW: Dharma Bums by Jack Kerouac, VALIS by PKD, Siddhartha by Hesse, Tekkonkinkreet, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Game of Thrones, Battlestar Galactica, Firefly, Arrested Development, Andrew Jackson Jihad, The Builders and the Butchers, Cloud Cult, Astronautalis, WHY?, The Clash, broccoli, phad kee mao, asparagus.

Critical Hit by Ghost Mice: http://youtu.be/nPyAEBe1x4I
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
one. I think nature is really what I need. Being in forests, by lakes, rivers, beaches, fields, mountains. I don't have the means to find myself in these supergreen spots very often, but when I do, I get real smiley.
two. Goddamned cuddling.
three. That inspiration that comes from depressing things.
(And especially all of those things at once.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Twilight Imperium and Settlers of Catan. Perceptions of colors. Board games. "Zebra" and intersecting time-space continua (VALIS). My lack of musical talent. Where I can realistically travel to next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
divisible by zero.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I WAS BORN A UNICORN! We're more than horses!

I have a major boner for Shepherd Book.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to:
-play board games/MTG/EDH/card games.
-explore some wilderness.
-make words at someone.
-write cockney rhyming slang haiku.
-go for a bike ride!
-cut each other's hairs.

Or if:
-you think we could be friendsssss.
-you're in need of a drinking buddy.
-you can appreciate this: http://youtu.be/_eMb_kh_glw

Or if you're so inclined, just fuckin' do it.