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WhiskeyBear3000

24 F Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Apr 12
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
blahblahblah, this is all majorly outdated. Still not interested in dating or fucking. Look up there under my name. (It says "seeing someone".) Potential friendships are welcome though!

I'm ridiculous, and decidedly an asshole (as well as strictly looking for platonic friends).
As someone said to me, "Somehow there exists someone who cares as little as you do about propriety and convention, and at the same time you're a good person." I've never heard a more fitting examination of myself.

http://youtu.be/NzCukmO4fhg

This is not a self-summary:
I'm looking for platonic adventuring friends, board game friends, and crafty-time friends. I'm interested in attempting to pick up new hobbies, intelligent ideas, and differing points of view from pretty little you.
What I have to offer: ears. Both of 'em. An open mind, a slight drinking problem, awkward interactions, an easily entertained brain, and an inability to explain things.
What I'd hope to accomplish in a hang out: An exchange of new ideas, a romp in the woods, extreme drunkenness/caffeination, or the creation of some magical little doodad.

I rarely take life seriously.
What I’m doing with my life
Drinking myself stupid.
Nothing of consequence.
Trying to learn.
"How do you know your boundaries unless you test them?"
I’m really good at
breaking things, electronics especially. Making obnoxious faces. Accidentally spilling beverages all over myself. Guessing minor plot lines in movies or television shows. Listening to the same song repeatedly for days on end. Making bad decisions. Drinking coffee. Being indecisive. Making an ass of myself. Making any social situation more awkward. Wasting time. Procrastinating. Flaking out on any fucking plan I make.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Suggest 'em. I'll read/watch/listen to 'em.

Some stuff I like RIGHT NOW: Dharma Bums by Jack Kerouac, VALIS by PKD, Siddhartha by Hesse, Tekkonkinkreet, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Game of Thrones, Battlestar Galactica, Firefly, Arrested Development, Andrew Jackson Jihad, The Builders and the Butchers, Cloud Cult, Astronautalis, WHY?, The Clash, broccoli, phad kee mao, asparagus.

Critical Hit by Ghost Mice: http://youtu.be/nPyAEBe1x4I
Listen to it! It's so much badassery wrapped into one 2 minute song!
The six things I could never do without
one) I think nature is really what I need. Being in forests, by lakes, rivers, beaches, fields, mountains. I don't have the means to find myself in these supergreen spots very often, but when I do, I get real smiley.
two) Goddamned cuddling.
three) That inspiration that comes from depressing things.
(And especially all of those things at once.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Twilight Imperium. Perceptions of colors. Board games. "Zebra" and intersecting time-space continua. VALIS. My lack of musical talent. Who has a car and would want to drive it (containing me) to semi-distant places for fun.
On a typical Friday night I am
divisible by zero.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I WAS BORN A UNICORN! We're more than horses!

Yer dad's hawt. No seriously, he probably is.

I would bone the shit out of Shepherd Book.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–100
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you want to:
-play board games/MTG/EDH/card games.
-explore some wilderness.
-make words at someone.
-write cockney rhyming slang haiku.
-go for a bike ride!
-cut each other's hairs.

Or if:
-you think we could be friendsssss.
-you're in need of a drinking buddy.
-you can appreciate this: http://youtu.be/_eMb_kh_glw

Or if you're so inclined, just fuckin' do it.