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WhiskeyCanCan

24 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of Ph.D program
Job
Retired
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Indonesian (Okay), Malay (Poorly)

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My self-summary
So, I don't have much to offer. I'm of below average intelligence, I have terrible hygiene, asperger-level social skills, 3 pairs of socks, the newest and greatest video game console, and a pack of sour patch kids.

Let's get it on.
What I’m doing with my life
Only fools and horses work.
I’m really good at
Embellishing, because let's face it...nobody wants to hear about your trip to Whole Foods.
The first things people usually notice about me
The borderline-unibrow of unkempt eyebrow hair and long dong.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
All those things are nice, yep.
The six things I could never do without
I could easily do without this question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I'm the spitting image of Brad Pitt.

Like if you spit on his image and made it kind of blurry.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't like swiss cheese; I feel like with all those holes, I'm missing out on more potential cheese.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers