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WhiskeyCanCan

25 Chicago, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of Ph.D program
Job
Retired
Income
More than $1,000,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Indonesian (Okay), Malay (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I do things. Often on a regular basis.

I'm like a mixture of Ernest Hemingway, Freddie Mercury, and your weird younger brother.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Life is always an adventure.

For some people, it's about a passionate attempt to end misery in the world through charity, social activism, and kindness of heart.

For others, it's about finding a pair of clean socks and deciding whether or not old broccoli is safe to eat.

I'd like to think I fall somewhere in between.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Tying a single knot that lasts the entire life of a shoe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The antithesis of the Great Gatsby.

Labyrinth. Curb Your Enthusiasm. Mother Love Bone.

Pizza, with at least 3 dipping sauces - jalepeno poppers likely involved.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. channaootogoose
2. felliteropsidoo
3. snorlarkingtonpiss
4. beezoobledorf
5. scannahhanahpooloo
6. sheeblydipurdong
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I'm the spitting image of Brad Pitt.

Like if you spit on his image and made it kind of blurry.

And what my DJ name would be. I'm leaning toward "DJ Diabetes"... droppin those "Dia-beats".
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting on my friends couch having slightly argumentative conversations that end with a googling.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't like swiss cheese; I feel like with all those holes, I'm missing out on more potential cheese.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're a beast of a woman, full of passion and queso dip.