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WhiskeyCanCan

25 Chicago, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Indonesian (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I do things. Often on a regular basis.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Running my tortoise inspired nonprofit - ‪#‎ShellsFortheHomeless‬

"Revolutionizing the mobile home"

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I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Tying a single knot that lasts the entire life of a shoe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The antithesis of the Great Gatsby.

Labyrinth. Curb Your Enthusiasm. The Donnie Darko soundtrack.

Pizza, with at least 3 dipping sauces - jalepeno poppers likely involved.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
What I can't do without, depends on what I'm doing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I'm the spitting image of Brad Pitt.

Like if you spit on his image and made it kind of blurry.

Also, why fishing terms were applied to romance..."hook up".."plenty of fish in the sea" etc.

I've caught plenty of fish and never have I had the desire to fuck one.

Then again, what do I know. There might be one really hot fish swimming around out there with shiny supple gills ....and ..big... beautiful bulging eyes.....just waiting for me to send down a love-worm.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cultivating my DJ persona, "DJ Diabetes"

... poppin powdered donuts and droppin "Dia-beats".
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Who's the oxymoron that thought up this paradoxical question.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're a beast of a woman, full of passion and queso dip.

and more importantly.....if you did the math, but didn't choose McGrath.