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WhiskeyCanCan

25 Chicago, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of Ph.D program
Job
Retired
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Indonesian (Okay), Malay (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So, I don't have much to offer. I'm of below average intelligence, I have terrible hygiene, asperger-level social skills, 3 pairs of socks, the newest and greatest video game console, and a pack of sour patch kids.

Let's get it on.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Life is always an adventure.

For some people, it's about a passionate attempt to end misery in the world through charity, social activism, and kindness of heart.

For others, it's about finding a pair of clean socks and deciding whether or not old broccoli is safe to eat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Embellishing, because let's face it...nobody wants to hear about your trip to Whole Foods.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The borderline-unibrow of unkempt eyebrow hair and long dong.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
All those things are nice, yep.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could easily do without this question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I'm the spitting image of Brad Pitt.

Like if you spit on his image and made it kind of blurry.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making my parents proud.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't like swiss cheese; I feel like with all those holes, I'm missing out on more potential cheese.
You should message me if
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you're a beast of a woman, full of passion and queso dip.

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