WhiskeyCanCan
26 Chicago, IL
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My self-summary
I do things. Often on a regular basis.
What I’m doing with my life
Running my tortoise inspired nonprofit - ‪#‎ShellsFortheHomeless‬

"Revolutionizing the mobile home"

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I’m really good at
Tying a single knot that lasts the entire life of a shoe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The antithesis of the Great Gatsby.

Labyrinth. Curb Your Enthusiasm. The Donnie Darko soundtrack.

Pizza, with at least 3 dipping sauces - jalepeno poppers likely involved.
The six things I could never do without
What I can't do without, depends on what I'm doing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I'm the spitting image of Brad Pitt.

Like if you spit on his image and made it kind of blurry.

Also, why fishing terms were applied to romance..."hook up".."plenty of fish in the sea" etc.

I've caught plenty of fish and never have I had the desire to fuck one.

Then again, what do I know. There might be one really hot fish swimming around out there with shiny supple gills ....and ..big... beautiful bulging eyes.....just waiting for me to send down a love-worm.
On a typical Friday night I am
Cultivating my DJ persona, "DJ Diabetes"

... poppin powdered donuts and droppin "Dia-beats".
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Who's the oxymoron that thought up this paradoxical question.
You should message me if
you're a beast of a woman, full of passion and queso dip.

and more importantly.....if you did the math, but didn't choose McGrath.
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