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WhiskeyCanCan

25 Chicago, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Full figured
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Virgo
Education
Dropped out of law school
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Indonesian (Okay), Malay (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I do things. Often on a regular basis.

I'm like a mixture of Ernest Hemingway, Freddie Mercury, and your weird younger brother.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Life is always an adventure.

For some people, it's about a passionate attempt to end misery in the world through charity, social activism, and kindness of heart.

For others, it's about finding a pair of clean socks and deciding whether or not old broccoli is safe to eat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Tying a single knot that lasts the entire life of a shoe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The antithesis of the Great Gatsby.

Labyrinth. Curb Your Enthusiasm. The Donnie Darko soundtrack.

Pizza, with at least 3 dipping sauces - jalepeno poppers likely involved.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. channaootogoose
2. felliteropsidoo
3. snorlarkingtonpiss
4. beezoobledorf
5. scannahhanahpooloo
6. sheeblydipurdong
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I'm the spitting image of Brad Pitt.

Like if you spit on his image and made it kind of blurry.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cultivating my DJ persona, "DJ Diabetes"

... poppin powdered donuts and droppin "Dia-beats".
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love my mom.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're a beast of a woman, full of passion and queso dip.