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WhiskeyMermaid

36 F Carmichael, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:03pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Ever tried. Ever failed. Try again. Fail again. Fail better" - Samuel Beckett

I'm a theatre teacher. I'm a mother. I'm a jack of all trades. I'm a foodie, an inventor, a dancer, a painter, comedienne, a girly girl, a nature buff, a costume designer, a drink mixer, a social butterfly and a gym rat.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Teaching, raising two kiddos part time, and laughing as much as possible.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Multi-tasking and making people laugh
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My curls. My bootie. My loud voice. My sense of humor. My intelligence.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This category really needs to be broken down a bit....

Books I've enjoyed: Gone Girl, The Fault In Our Stars, Ready Player One, and RedShirts. Currently reading The Rosie Project.

Movies: Yes, please! Just watched The Secret Life of Walter Mitty and it might be my new favorite. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes was surprisingly great.

TV: OITNB, Sherlock, Luther, Bob's Burgers, Archer, Scandal, and various other well written shows.

Music: I have a very eclectic blend. Current favorites tend to be from the Alternative genre. Right now I'm grooving to Tove Love and Big Data.

Food: I eat anything. Seriously. I like good food. If it's good, then I will like it. I like to cook and enjoy trying new things. New things I've tried this year: chicken hearts, liver, kidney and ox tongue.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(kids and family don't count.... because duh.)
1. Exploration
2. Laughter
3. A good peaty scotch with a dash of water
4. Physical activity with a view
5. Intimacy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I am going to survive the zombie apocalypse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either watching movies with my kiddos or out on the town with friends at a farm to fork restaurant or a tasty bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like Bud Light Lime....
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 29–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You are smart, funny and stylish. I'm a visual person and very attracted to people who care about their appearance. I also find intelligence very sexy. I like people who are ambitious and enjoy their careers. I care about my fitness and would like someone who can support me or inspire me in that realm. I tend to date dads more successfully than child-free men. Not to say I wouldn't date someone without kids, but I can't give birth to any more and dads seem to get the lifestyle kids build - which means you won't be the center of my world and I have a schedule that needs to be respected. If you are cool with all that, hit me up! I'm not looking for a man to save me, but I would sure love a partner in crime.