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Whiskey_Rabbit

31 / M / Straight / Single

Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

His Details

Last Online
Today – 4:47am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Law / Legal Services
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm just a regular guy who wants the good things in life and is working hard to get them. I've been to college twice now (I graduated both times, I didn't drop out or anything) and if I needed to go again, I sure as hell would. I like to laugh and enjoy a little self-deprecating humour. I'm looking for a woman to complement me. Are you the one? Maybe...read some of the match questions and see if we're compatible.
What I’m doing with my life
In a world where chaos reigns and the tyrannical wreak havoc over the good the laws of the land must be enforced at all costs and there’s only one man (me) who can enforce it...

By filing legal documents, doing mortgage closings and booking flights for my lawyer boss.

... I’m a law clerk.
I’m really good at
Listening, cuddling and making you laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I get a lot of comparisons to Chris Kattan and Brendan Frasier. What do you think? Seriously, I have a wager riding on this.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- Anything about politics, history or true crime.

Movies- I love movies that begin with A for some reason, probably just a coincidence but...Aviator, Apollo 13, Alien, but my favourite movie is Beauty and the Beast. I'm manly enough to admit it.

Shows- I don’t watch TV because it’s a waste of life... And I don’t have cable.

Music- I'm okay with most music, as long as it isn't too hard on the eardrums. Sorry HairMetal fans.

Food- If you think the smunchy taco is the best invention ever, I want to be with you.
The six things I could never do without
1. Laughter

2. Great Friends

3. My Family (They're weird but they're all I've got.)

4. (Insert taking the question too literally joke here)

5. A great book to read

6. A little anxiety. (It keeps me on my toes)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The crushing loneliness that consumes my soul. Oh and..your feelings?
On a typical Friday night I am
Making the world’s worst podcast
http://twoloserspodcast.wordpress.com/
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I kind of have a thing for librarians... Because I’m a literature enthusiast.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You’re a nice girl and you have a sense of humour.