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WhisperedForte

25 F Baltimore, MD

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 24–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:48pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
4′ 10″ (1.47m)
Body Type
Rather not say
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm constantly changing this thing because life is liquid and I'm determined to go lightning fast.

42

I'm Asian. I'm I'm nerdy, a g33k, and I dislike people who think that pointing out errors in prescriptivist grammar constitutes a valid argument.

I think that there is something incredibly cool about writing in weird ways on paper, and I always relish it when my mechanical pencil has a nice, wonderful, smooth edge. You know, when you wear it down so that it's perfect, and sharp, but just wanting you to write? It makes a tingle in my fingers.

I write. I play the piano. I have recently graduated from law school, which had a lot of un-fun writing and very little amounts of piano.

I love the sound rain makes against white paper in a sketchbook. I love the taste of orange tic tacs. A part of me still refuses to believe that I can't be a rock star. If I were a dog, I would be a Pomeranian, because those little motherfuckers are tiny with a really sharp bite.

If I were a candy, I would have a dark chocolate outside and a pink marshmallow strawberry fluff inside, and I would be drizzled with liquor.

I enjoy the perversity of tagging things nobody will ever have in common. For example, entire sentences.

What I want most right now is a 24 hour sci-fi style food generator that can satisfy my late night cravings for eclectic food, pillows that never go flat or uncomfortably hot, and a free online library that acts like a public library, only with ebooks and no late fees.

Note that I am currently in a polyamorous relationship, and would definitely include myself as a member of the queer kink community. But note that I am not interested in being a one night stand third for your heterosexual monogamous relationship that needs fixing. Go away if that's what you're asking for. Now.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just graduated law school, and am currently attempting to save the world. Or rule it. The two are not mutually exclusive.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Music. Piano. Alto Sax. Poetry. Prose. Listening.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Hair, height (or lack thereof)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A. Body and Soul by Frank Conroy, The Prince of Tides by Pat Conroy (no, they aren't related), The Phantom of the Opera by Gaston Le Roux, The Hitch hiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card, The Joy Luck Club by Amy Tan, Slapstick and Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut, The Secret History by Donna Tartt, Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk, The BFG by Roald Dahl, and anything by Neil Gaiman. My guilty pleasures are the Mary Russell series by Laurie R. King, Harry Potter, and anything by Tamora Pierce

B. West Bank Story, Network, Star Wars IV-VI, 300, The Dot and the Line (which is an animated short. Oh Well), Network, Megashark vs Giant Octopus, Nudist Colony of the Dead, The Boondock Saints, Mao's Last Dancer, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, History of the World Part I. I tend to love documentaries (seriously, any type of documentary, except the clearly-agenda-biased-unresearched kind), dance movies, comic book movies, and anything with Alan Rickman in it.

C. Skins, Buffy, Angel, Avatar: The Last Air Bender, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Warehouse 13, Alphas, Lost Girl, and Kim FUCKIN' Possible.

D. Hellogoodbye, the Beatles, Eve 6, Greenday (old), Regina Spektor, Clor, Soho Dolls, Bikini Kill, The Cure, Bowling For Soup, Lemon Demon, Draco and the Malfoys, Cake, Gym Class Heroes, Lodger, Tom Lehrer, Cake, Kate Nash, Mindless Self Indulgence, Angelspit, Jonathan Coulton, They Might be Giants, Niki Minaj, Peaches, Jaenelle Monae

E. Potato Pancakes, dimsum, blue crab, coconut pancakes with nutella, crepes, really cheap Chinese food that I eat to feel ironic and also American, biscuits and gravy (I'm actually a southern gal), grits, cake batter ice cream from coldstone's with whipped topping, caramel, and white chocolate mixed in. Oooooh baby.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Music

2. Books

3. My computer

4. My iPhone. I caved and bought one. I've never felt so simultaneously gleeful and guilty.

5. ask me about my tumblr. Do it. I dare you.

6. Artsy things. As in, arts and crafts. As in, I would go crazy if I wasn't painting something, or sewing something, or writing something, or doing all three on a pair of pants. I like making things out of old clothes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Have you ever noticed that the word "subtle" could be described as "subtle" because really, who the hell heard that "b" come into the room, hrm?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With my friends (partying), at home (partying like all the cool kids do: with a book and a really good plate of nachos), or perhaps crying because I have a law school deadline and I have yet to brief anything and I forgot that procrastination is unproductive, not a life hack. Or taking over the world. Not necessarily in that order.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like avocado.
You should message me if
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you know who Kabalevsky is.

if you're interested in gender fluidity.

if you know that reverse racism is a ridiculous concept and that the "dictionary definition" of racism is inherently flawed.

AND

if you can sing the entirety of "All Star" by Smashmouth without looking up any of the lyrics.

All of these qualities are required. I'm serious.

More importantly, you SHOULDN'T message me if the only thing you have to say is something along the lines of "hey sexy you are hot; text it." I'm not interested in someone who doesn't actually know how to start up an interesting conversation. I'm also not interested in the story of how you didn't know who Kabalevsky was but you googled him because that means you actually care. Googling is not a valid form of affection and any mention of such will get your message deleted, immediately.

I REPEAT:
IF THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE TO SAY TO ME IS "HEY CUTIE WHAT'S UP" you are not worth my time. Surprise me with something interesting. intrigue me.

Also note that if you get angry at me for not responding to you, you sound like a complete idiot.

And, side note: Since when did sending people message along the the lines of "hey, let's have sex, you're hot" and then "omg why aren't you replying message me back" and then "omg you're such a bitch and you're actually ugly anyways where are you manners?!" ever result in a successful date? Think about it.

If I don't message you back, it's probably because you said something in your message that I didn't like, or because I went to your profile and saw something I didn't like. I don't know why this is a hard concept to grasp but apparently reserving the right to reply selectively and be picky about one's conversational partners is incredibly offensive to some people and considered a personal attack on one's manhood.