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Cromulent_Catch

30 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Libra
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Okay), Esperanto (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm loving life in the Bay Area after moving from New York in July. You can't beat the weather (except maybe San Diego), there are so many interesting and entrepreneurial people around, and no one has a "funny" accent. There's no beach like in Tel Aviv, but I'll live.

I love traveling--I drove cross-country from New York and stopped in some random weird places. Usually, though, I take vacations where I can jet-ski. (I've been jet-skiing in San Diego, Corfu, Puerto Rico, St. Thomas, Costa Rica, and Vietnam.) New Zealand is next, I think. Let me know if you have any tips.

Domestically, I'd love to visit NOLA.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a lawyer doing intellectual property, M&A, and private equity work.

I studied biomedical engineering in college, so talk nerdy to me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing computers. Punctuation. Spreadsheets. Massages.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My smile, which I once sold for $100,000 (true story). Also my glasses and goatee, when I'm wearing them—which is usually.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV: The Sopranos, Girls, Suits (the story of my life!), House of Cards, Frasier, How I Met Your Mother, Breaking Bad, Homeland (before season 3), Saturday Night Live (I do think it's actually funny again!), The Daily Show, Colbert, Cosmos.

Movies: Eternal Sunshine, Requiem for a Dream, 2001, The Hurt Locker, When Harry Met Sally, the original Star Wars Trilogy.

Music: Green Day, Metallica, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Guns 'N Roses. I may or may not occasionally listen to the Frozen soundtrack on my way to work.

And in classical: Mozart, Bach, Rachmaninoff.

Food: Sushi, Indian, Chinese, French. My favorite Italian food is Tuscan, but most Italian food is fantastic. Local is usually better! I'm a fan of shepherd's pie in London, currywurst in Vienna, tapas in Barcelona, and bún chả in Hanoi.

Web Sites: NYT, xkcd, The Verge, The Onion, Fark, fivethirthyeight

Books: My childhood favorite was always The Giver, and I re-read it every year. Gödel, Escher, Bach. The Power Broker. Plato's Republic. Deuteronomy. Alberts' Molecular Biology of the Cell (seriously, it's awesome).

For "adult" drinks it's usually red wine, bourbon, or a dark beer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Intellectual stimulation
2. Human interaction
3. Laughter
4. Peanut butter
5. GPS. I don't have the best sense of direction.
6. Cashmere. OK, not really, but I love it. I have about ten cashmere sweaters for all seasons except summer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Making the most out of my weekends.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having Shabbat dinner. I grew up doing that with my family and want to continue, but I have no problem going out to a bar or lounge afterward or instead. I love relaxing to live music (especially jazz) on Friday nights with a glass of wine or bourbon.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sing along to Top 40. But don't worry, I've taken voice lessons.

Also, I've used a #2.5 pencil on every standardized test I've ever taken, including the bar exam, because I'm just that badass.
You should message me if
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You're smart and not afraid to show it, playful and affectionate, nerdy but can hold your own at a cocktail party, and cute with a good fashion sense.