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Cromulent_Catch

29 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Libra
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Okay), Esperanto (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Two words: "refined nerd."

I just moved to SF from New York! I already have a bunch of friends here, but I'm definitely looking to make new ones.

I love traveling--I decided to make my move a cross-country road trip, which I just finished on Sunday. Usually, though, I take vacations where I can jet-ski. (I've been jet-skiing in San Diego, Corfu, Puerto Rico, the Virgin Islands, Costa Rica, and Vietnam.) New Zealand is next, I think. Let me know if you have any tips.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a lawyer doing intellectual property, M&A, and private equity work. I just started a new job and I'm loving it.

I studied biomedical engineering in college, so talk nerdy to me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing computers. Punctuation. Spreadsheets. Massages.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile, which I once sold for $100,000 (true story). Also my glasses and goatee, when I'm wearing them—which is usually.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TV: The Sopranos, Girls, Suits (the story of my life!), House of Cards, Frasier, How I Met Your Mother, Breaking Bad, Homeland (before season 3), Saturday Night Live (I do think it's actually funny again!), The Daily Show, Cosmos.

Movies: Eternal Sunshine, Requiem for a Dream, 2001, The Hurt Locker, When Harry Met Sally, the original Star Wars Trilogy.

Music: Green Day, Metallica, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Guns 'N Roses. I may or may not occasionally listen to the Frozen soundtrack on my way to work.

Also, I've gotten into jazz recently. There's a great jazz club near me that I go to every other week or so. I am falling in love with the tenor sax. Thinking about learning to play!

And in classical: Mozart, Bach, Rachmaninoff.

Food: Sushi, Indian, Chinese, French. My favorite Italian food is Tuscan, but most Italian food is fantastic. Local is usually better! I'm a fan of shepherd's pie in London, currywurst in Vienna, tapas in Barcelona, and bún chả in Hanoi.

Web Sites: xkcd, The Verge, The Onion, Fark, fivethirthyeight

Books: My childhood favorite was always The Giver, and I re-read it every year. Gödel, Escher, Bach. The Power Broker. Plato's Republic. Deuteronomy. Alberts' Molecular Biology of the Cell (seriously, it's awesome).

For drinks it's usually red wine, bourbon, or a dark beer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Intellectual stimulation
2. Human interaction
3. Laughter
4. Peanut butter
5. GPS. I don't have the best sense of direction.
6. Cashmere. OK, not really, but I love it. I have about ten cashmere sweaters for all seasons except summer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Making the most out of my weekends.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having Shabbat dinner. I grew up doing that with my family and want to continue, but I have no problem going out to a bar or lounge afterward or instead. I love relaxing to live music (especially jazz) on Friday nights with a glass of wine or bourbon.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sing along to Top 40. But don't worry, I've taken voice lessons.

Also, I've used a #2.5 pencil on every standardized test I've ever taken, including the bar exam, because I'm just that badass.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're smart and not afraid to show it, playful and affectionate, nerdy but can hold your own at a cocktail party, and cute with a good fashion sense.

Also, please don't have a picture with a fake (or real) mustache.