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26 Bronx, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21–32
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 29
5′ 8″ (1.72m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a student, studying Secondary Education and English Literature as a double-major, with a minor in Linguistics. I'm student teaching in Manhattan and living in the Bronx come mid January - what a change from living in a town without even a streetlight!

ISFP Myers-Briggs, Enneagram 2w1 (for those of you who find being defined by four letters and two numbers refreshingly omniscient)

I love coffee, sign language and being busy. I don't like chatting online for long, I prefer meeting up and talking face to face. These online relationships only can occupy someone for so long.

I am both independent and dependent. I like to be by myself sometimes, and other times I like to be around people. I think both of those sentences mean the same damn thing but I'm leaving it just in case you interpret them differently ;)

I have this thing about doing laundry... like, I have to do it. I'm not OCD about my bedroom or house or anything, but I like to have things clean. Maybe that is OCD? I should find a doctor on here to diagnose that for me. I'd probably get these really cool pills and forget to take them. #firstworldproblems.

I mentioned above that I love Coffee, and I do. It's my first love, my ex boyfriend and my ex-ex boyfriend, and I'm not sure what I would do without it in my life. So you're going to have to deal with that, because Coffee is important to me... but as long as I'm telling secrets, know that I have occasionally cheated on Coffee with Tea and (shh!) Hot Chocolate... but it was only once, I swear!... Okay, twice.

Okay, what else? Umm, the most recent friends I've made is due to discussion over spoons. I pissed off an Alpha Female last night when I was drunk and I thought she was going to skewer me with her butch Alpha Female eyes. Oops. I drink water with my coffee, I don't drink soda, and I am finding out that I should start clipping coupons for groceries in this city because shit is expensive. I don't wear makeup but I don't mind wearing eyeliner if someone can apply it and make it look pretty (I'm no Willam Belli). I like the gym. Musicals are cool. Technology is cool. Hot showers are ... hot. And mountain summits rising above the clouds are the best place to sit and ponder life.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm in school to become a teacher, specifically for English, grades 7-12.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Figuring you out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
... I may be just a touch sarcastic. But usually, my smile is what I've heard people seem to like, although personally I think it needs some work.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love books, but lately it's been whatever fits into my syllabuses for school. I try to read a book a week. The latest books I've read are Golden Son [Pierce Brown], Firefight [Brandon Sanderson], Fear the Sky [don'tremembernotimportant] and Better Off Friends [Elizabeth Eulberg].

Movies: I'm not a huge movie person. I do, however, get very involved in movies or television shows that deal with children (unless they're shitty actors, then I just get agitated and turn the station)

Music: I'm a country boy at heart. I listen to pop and some rock stuff too, but really... it's country.

Food: I like most generic foods at restaurants: anything with chicken, pastas of all sorts, pizzas, salads, basically all fruit, etc. I'll try new stuff if you want me to. I won't go out of my way to order something new off a menu though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
or else, what? I'd die? I'd go crazy?

How about the six things I need to be happy? I don't have all of them, but here they are:
1. A sense of family.
2. Financial stability.
3. A family unit.
4. Friends who truly know me, and vice versa.
5. Water & coffee.
6. A relationship with a person.

That last one sounds like I'm a hopeless romantic, but I'm totally the opposite. I've just never found that one man who knows me inside and out and who knows right from wrong.

And, after re-reading this whole profile, if there was a 7th option, I believe it would say "Commas."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pedagogies to apply to my teaching and coffee.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate bar soap.
You should message me if
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you read a little of my profile or if you have an actual interest in holding a conversation that is more than "hey, what's up, not much, what's up, hey, i'm bored, i kant spel."

If you want to meet up for a cup of coffee or a drink and don't want to have endless back and forth. If you care about your health and your body. If you don't smoke. And finally, if you think you can enjoy intense conversations alongside the mundane.