I am a tall, book loving, sarcastic, music playing,
independent.
I love food, shoes, boobs, hand sanitizer, socks, men, yarn,
chocolate.
I hate bros, scratchy toilet paper, handle bars, sorority whores,
leggings as pants, bad drivers.
I am looking for people with independent thought, a car, who are
tall.
I am REALLY laid back. Some chicks say they are but I am RE-HEALLY
laid back. Jeans and t-shirt almost everyday, but I clean up well.
I will not be clingy and if you are clingy...die in a fire because
I do NOT want anything to do with you. I am too busy to always have
to be your mom. You came out of her vagina not mine.
I prefer the word vagina to any other word that could mean vagina.
That is it's name and I'm sticking to it.
I am sarcastic, suck it up.
I am from Texas, I like some hick things like cow tipping and
shooting trespassers, but I hate war? Idk if it is my property and
I don't want you there, EAT LEAD! I am a paradox I know.
I
HATE being called
baby with a passion of
10,000 burning suns. I am not a drooling, pooping, crying thing
that needs to be carried around. Hun, and sweetie are okay but not
all the time, but baby, babe or and other way are
cock-punchable.
I hate bad drivers and people who mix up your and you're.
I cuss and you should probably just not speak to me if that bothers
you.
I am not skinny and I'm proud of it. I eat when I am hungry and
stop when I am full.
I really enjoy cooking. That is one reason I love living where I
live because I can cook with more than a microwave. It also has
made me appreciate my dad more because no matter what I put in
front of him he eats. Even if I no it is awful. Ex: The Parmesan
cheese and orange juice pasta sauce I made. He want back for
seconds and I didn't even finish my plate LOL I make steaks,
chicken, fish, potatoes well if I have a recipe I am on a good
start.
Going to school for a real job someday. I am a music ed major and I
loooove it.
That I am over 6 feet tall and have a vagina at the same time. HOLY
SHIT
I am either whistling or singing.
Cheese, the ultimate food.
My car, I am so glad to have him back.
My horn, I would kill anyone who hurt him.
Books, reading is my favorite pass time.
My laptop, obvious reasons.
Sweet tea, you can take the girl out of Texas but you can't take
the Texas out of the girl!
1. Squirrels and how I will catch/touch one
2. Whales because they make cool noises.
3. When can I find time to take a nap?
Watching a movie in my apartment, sleeping for the football game
the next day (in the marching band), or if there is no game...out
with my friends or watching a movie with friends.
I still sleep with a stuffed animal at night.
You are brave.