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White_platypus

19 / F / bisexual / Single

Lawrence, Kansas

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 1" (1.85m).
Body Type
Curvy
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity and laughing about it
Sign
Aries and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Dislikes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English

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I am funny, tall, and smart.

My Self-Summary

I am a tall, book loving, sarcastic, music playing, independent.
I love food, shoes, boobs, hand sanitizer, socks, men, yarn, chocolate.
I hate bros, scratchy toilet paper, handle bars, sorority whores, leggings as pants, bad drivers.
I am looking for people with independent thought, a car, who are tall.
I am REALLY laid back. Some chicks say they are but I am RE-HEALLY laid back. Jeans and t-shirt almost everyday, but I clean up well. I will not be clingy and if you are clingy...die in a fire because I do NOT want anything to do with you. I am too busy to always have to be your mom. You came out of her vagina not mine.
I prefer the word vagina to any other word that could mean vagina. That is it's name and I'm sticking to it.
I am sarcastic, suck it up.
I am from Texas, I like some hick things like cow tipping and shooting trespassers, but I hate war? Idk if it is my property and I don't want you there, EAT LEAD! I am a paradox I know.
I HATE being called baby with a passion of 10,000 burning suns. I am not a drooling, pooping, crying thing that needs to be carried around. Hun, and sweetie are okay but not all the time, but baby, babe or and other way are cock-punchable.
I hate bad drivers and people who mix up your and you're.
I cuss and you should probably just not speak to me if that bothers you.
I am not skinny and I'm proud of it. I eat when I am hungry and stop when I am full.

I really enjoy cooking. That is one reason I love living where I live because I can cook with more than a microwave. It also has made me appreciate my dad more because no matter what I put in front of him he eats. Even if I no it is awful. Ex: The Parmesan cheese and orange juice pasta sauce I made. He want back for seconds and I didn't even finish my plate LOL I make steaks, chicken, fish, potatoes well if I have a recipe I am on a good start.

What I’m doing with my life

Going to school for a real job someday. I am a music ed major and I loooove it.

I’m really good at

Music and sleeping in class lol
Making people laugh
Making friends
Cooking
Having brief dumb moments

The first things people usually notice about me

That I am over 6 feet tall and have a vagina at the same time. HOLY SHIT
I am either whistling or singing.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

The six things I could never do without

Cheese, the ultimate food.
My car, I am so glad to have him back.
My horn, I would kill anyone who hurt him.
Books, reading is my favorite pass time.
My laptop, obvious reasons.
Sweet tea, you can take the girl out of Texas but you can't take the Texas out of the girl!

I spend a lot of time thinking about

1. Squirrels and how I will catch/touch one
2. Whales because they make cool noises.
3. When can I find time to take a nap?

On a typical Friday night I am

Watching a movie in my apartment, sleeping for the football game the next day (in the marching band), or if there is no game...out with my friends or watching a movie with friends.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I still sleep with a stuffed animal at night.

You should message me if

You are brave.