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Whitey991

50 Steamboat Springs, CO Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 40–55
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:09am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
MD ISO: SF, over 40, slightly bitter, height not important, fitness level negotiable, N/Sm, N/D,
*Smarter then me, likes TV/films/me
*Loves cookies/cats/me/talking about everything under the sun/sheets
*Can have kids/doesn't want more/will hire sitter at last minute for Vegas
*Enjoys loner/publicly shy/semi-nerd types
*Has own car/job/shoes
*Has strong sense of self
*Can make basic meals for self/me
*Can stop self from making face when eating basic food I make for self/her
*Can make me laugh with little effort/not tickle
*Has own unique "behind closed door" lifestyle I will not make fun of or share publicly
* (reverse previous)
*Doesn't mind PDA but respects my "no tongue/no under the shirt" boundaries at the Post Office rules
*Can stop traffic with her looks as well as with waving a gun.

If you feel that this information will help you make suggestions/decisions then we can chat and I thank you for even reading this far.
Ciao - Md

A great conversationalist because I actually know how to listen and ask questions. I have a nice smile and a cute butt. ... what do you bring to the table and hope you are not allergic to cats.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just found out I'm an ENFJ... go figure!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Conversation. But I can't think of anything to say right now ...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I've been ignored by holier-then-thou "spiritual" types who don't give me the time of day on here because I'm choosing FUN vs spiritual approach to life. ... I think they're full of beans. Ever seen a laughing Buddha? Think Jesus didn't crack a joke? I'm more on the Loki/Coyote side of life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Still holding my breath waiting for you to call.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I never learned to read ...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a FULL body pic because life isn't only about close up head shots.
Also if you think I'm cute and funny ... enough.