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27 M Edinburgh, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 14
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ok, so i've just moved to Edinburgh a short while ago!


find it pretty hard to describe myself accurately....

I'd say I was intelligent, kind and funny but just saying that makes me sound like an absolute dick! I'm actually an egotistical sarcastic prick or at least that's what my mates called me (I literally asked them and that's what they said). I'm currently running around trying to squeeze as much enjoyment out of my time here as I can and this is kind of part of that. Meeting new people and crazy characters.

I'm a chilled out guy with a curious mind. I like to sit back and observe when I can... in fact I do a lot of people watching. I enjoy pulling things apart and finding out how they work and consider myself to be a bit of a closet geek. The type that if I hadn't just told you, you would never have found out.

To sum up... I'm the fucking life of the party and will eventually conquer Scotland one castle at a time.

P.S - WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND A HOT GEEKY GIRL?!?! They do exist right?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working to live. Running around getting in and out of precarious and outlandish situations whilst attempting to continue doing the things I love.

edit: Hmmmmm... maybe it wasn't a good idea to write this at 5 in the morning after an all nighter. In for a penny, in for a pound?

edit2: wait a minute that's the dumbest phrase ever! WHO MADE THAT UP? Some idiot at a gambling table with an addiction? GET OUT YOU FOOL WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
*Currently under construction*
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The smile,
followed by the kind eyes and the big black man lips.

Personality wise? I think I come across as friendly... to the point where it's disarming. I'm very laid back and I think that chills others out. Hmmm I dunno... you'll have to see.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.

This one you'll have to ask me because I wouldn't want to disrespect any of the above by attempting to compile a list!!!

The idea of a finite list that could fit in this box is preposterous!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good Food and
Good Sex.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Random ass shit. You know that pure state of spiritually transcending contemplation you get into when you're stood in the shower washing your balls?? That moment... you know what I'm talking about right?

Well I tend to drift off into that anywhere. On the bus, at work, on the toilet, crossing the road... you name it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
usually, trashed. The night starts out distinguished, gentlemanly and proper... after 2 drinks the facade tends to drain away and the giggles and banter lead to poppin' shapes and outlandish behaviour. 6-7 drinks in and we're bar hopping down George Street or through the Grassmarket picking up recruits as we journey through our beleaguered city. 9th... on the dance floor again losing track of time... bars closing... sun's coming up. FOOD! TAXI!

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have NO IDEA what tomorrow holds and where life's gonna take me. But I guess it's about riding the wave and enjoying the journey rather than getting swept up trying to control everything... right? Also I've recently taken up knitting and have got completely carried away!

If you're thinking of messaging me and you've actually taken the time to read all this, could you put a 'ಠ_ಠ' at the start of your message? That way I can treat you to CAKE!*

*= there's no CAKE
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you can take being laughed at


P.S. if you're hair is fiery red you may get preferential treatment... maybe...