Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ok, so i've just moved to Edinburgh a short while ago!
find it pretty hard to describe myself accurately....
I'd say I was intelligent, kind and funny but just saying that
makes me sound like an absolute dick! I'm actually an egotistical
sarcastic prick or at least that's what my mates called me (I
literally asked them and that's what they said). I'm currently
running around trying to squeeze as much enjoyment out of my time
here as I can and this is kind of part of that. Meeting new people
and crazy characters.
I'm a chilled out guy with a curious mind. I like to sit back and
observe when I can... in fact I do a lot of people watching. I
enjoy pulling things apart and finding out how they work and
consider myself to be a bit of a closet geek. The type that if I
hadn't just told you, you would never have found out.
To sum up... I'm the fucking life of the party and will eventually
conquer Scotland one castle at a time.
P.S - WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND A HOT GEEKY GIRL?!?! They do exist
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working to live. Running around getting in and out of precarious
and outlandish situations whilst attempting to continue doing the
things I love.
edit: Hmmmmm... maybe it wasn't a good idea to write this at 5
in the morning after an all nighter. In for a penny, in for a
edit2: wait a minute that's the dumbest phrase ever! WHO
MADE THAT UP? Some idiot at a gambling table with an addiction?
GET OUT YOU FOOL WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
*Currently under construction*
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
followed by the kind eyes and the big black man lips.
Personality wise? I think I come across as friendly... to the point
where it's disarming. I'm very laid back and I think that
chills others out. Hmmm I dunno... you'll have to see.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This one you'll have to ask me because I wouldn't want to
disrespect any of the above by attempting to compile a
The idea of a finite list that could fit in this box is
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good Food and
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Random ass shit. You know that pure state of spiritually
transcending contemplation you get into when you're stood in the
shower washing your balls?? That moment... you know what I'm
talking about right?
Well I tend to drift off into that anywhere. On the bus, at work,
on the toilet, crossing the road... you name it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
usually, trashed. The night starts out distinguished, gentlemanly
and proper... after 2 drinks the facade tends to drain away and the
giggles and banter lead to poppin' shapes and outlandish behaviour.
6-7 drinks in and we're bar hopping down George Street or through
the Grassmarket picking up recruits as we journey through our
beleaguered city. 9th... on the dance floor again losing track of
time... bars closing... sun's coming up. FOOD!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have NO IDEA what tomorrow holds and where
life's gonna take me. But I guess it's about riding the wave and
enjoying the journey rather than getting swept up trying to control
everything... right? Also I've recently taken up knitting and have
got completely carried away!
If you're thinking of messaging me and you've actually taken the
time to read all this, could you put a 'ಠ_ಠ' at the start of your
message? That way I can treat you to CAKE!*
*= there's no CAKE
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