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Whoah_hey

28 / M / Straight / Single

Washington, District of Columbia

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:11pm
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on law school
Job
Student
Income
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Hi profile visitor, thanks for clicking through my initial picture. Welcome to my profile.

I like seeing live music in small clubs.

I was pretty into Mr. Rogers as a kid, but that was a long time ago.

Just finished law school. Will be clerking for a judge & then doing some public interest-y thing.
What I’m doing with my life
Whatever man. What are you doing with your life?
I’m really good at
Making guacamole. And caipirinhas.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I haven't purchased anything and am in line for their store bathroom.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Almost finished reading Cloud Atlas, which is great. Don't be a hater.

The New Yorker & This American Life.

Gin Martini.

Kurt Vile!

Seu Jorge singing David Bowie.

Destroyer, Animal Collective, Deerhunter, Panda Bear, LCD Soundsystem, T-Rex, Jonathan Richman. Paul Simon. (I know you like Paul Simon: you're a human being).

AMC, HBO & Showtime teevee. Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones Justified, Homeland (i.e., BROOOODDDDY!).

Recently read A Visit From the Goon Squad and Robert Caro's LBJ biography. Currently reading a book about post civil war reconstruction (mostly to look cool at parties).
The six things I could never do without
6 feels like an arbitrary number

1. Cds/Spotify
2. The sun not setting at 412 PM.
3. Big bed.
4. Spellcheck on Word.
5. Jokes.
6. Coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I want to get a dog. What kind of dog should I get? And can I name the dog "(previous dog's name) II"?

Whether it would be a dealbreaker to date someone who honestly believed in ghosts. (working thesis: yes, but not as much specifically because of the believing in ghosts thing as the fact that it would probably correlate with a lot of undesirable character traits).

Why aren't more animals rideable? Is it that we have failed to invest resources in riding them or is it a biological thing and we are faultless?

What are worse: people who make engagement photo-shoot albums and put them on facebook, or people who brag about not "own[ing] a tv"?
On a typical Friday night I am
As they say in Canada, Ouut.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have to set 3 different alarm clocks in different parts of my room to get up early.

Someone had to explain to me the difference between the "activity partners" and "casual sex" checkboxes on this website. (activity partners is like, someone to go horseback riding with).

Last year I pawned an ipad i improvidently purchased in order to make rent at the end of the year.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
you are smart, maybe a tiny bit alternative (or at least you have original thoughts), a nice person and have a good sense of humor.