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29 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 6
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Graduated from law school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English, Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Hi profile visitor, thanks for clicking through my initial picture. Welcome to my profile.

Just moved to Brooklyn. Hello Brooklyn.

I just want to find someone to mock The Newsroom with.

I was pretty into Mr. Rogers as a kid, but that was a long time ago.

I like live music, especially in small clubs. Also recorded music.

Just passed the bar and I know a little bit, enough that you won't illegally search my shit.

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What I’m doing with my life
Whatever man. What are you doing with your life?
I’m really good at
Making guacamole. And caipirinhas.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I haven't purchased anything and am in line for their store bathroom.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Game of Thrones, basically. Oh I am supposed to put other stuff?

If you think this "None Pizza with Left Beef" photo is funny it is a good sign that we will get along:

This is my favorite movie ending (Before Sunset):

The New Yorker & This American Life. (My demography (a word?) demands this).

Gin Martini. Scotch, scotch, scotch.

Kurt Vile!

Seu Jorge singing David Bowie.

Nina Simone!

Destroyer, Matthew E. White, Deerhunter, Panda Bear, LCD Soundsystem, T-Rex, Jonathan Richman. Paul Simon. (I know you like Paul Simon: you're a human being).

AMC, HBO & Showtime teevee. Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones Justified, Homeland (i.e., BROOOODDDDY!).

Loving George Saunders & Virginia Woolf. Recently read A Visit From the Goon Squad and Robert Caro's LBJ biography.
The six things I could never do without
6 feels like an arbitrary number

1. Cds/Spotify
2. The sun not setting at 412 PM.
3. Big bed.
4. Spellcheck on Word.
5. Jokes.
6. Coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why does drinking water after chewing mint gum makes the water feel like you drank water straight from a glacier?

I want to get a dog. What kind of dog should I get? And can I name the dog "(previous dog's name) II"?

Whether it would be a dealbreaker to date someone who honestly believed in ghosts. (working thesis: yes, but not as much specifically because of the believing in ghosts thing as the fact that it would probably correlate with a lot of undesirable character traits).

Why aren't more animals rideable? Is it that we have failed to invest resources in riding them or is it a biological thing?

What are worse: people who make engagement photo-shoot albums and put them on facebook, or people who brag about not "own[ing] a tv"?
On a typical Friday night I am
As they say in Canada, Ouut.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have to set 3 different alarm clocks in different parts of my room to get up early.

Someone had to explain to me the difference between the "activity partners" and "casual sex" checkboxes on this website. (activity partners is like, someone to go horseback riding with).

Last year I pawned an ipad i improvidently purchased in order to make rent at the end of the year.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are smart