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Just moved to Brooklyn. Hello Brooklyn.
I just want to find someone to mock The Newsroom with.
I was pretty into Mr. Rogers as a kid, but that was a long time
I like live music, especially in small clubs. Also recorded
Just passed the bar and I know a little bit, enough that you won't
illegally search my shit.
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What I’m doing with my life
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I’m really good at
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Making guacamole. And caipirinhas.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I haven't purchased anything and am in line for their store
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Game of Thrones, basically. Oh I am supposed to put other
If you think this "None Pizza with Left Beef" photo is funny it is
a good sign that we will get along:
This is my favorite movie ending (Before Sunset):
The New Yorker & This American Life. (My demography (a word?)
Gin Martini. Scotch, scotch, scotch.
Seu Jorge singing David Bowie.
Destroyer, Matthew E. White, Deerhunter, Panda Bear, LCD
Soundsystem, T-Rex, Jonathan Richman. Paul Simon. (I know you like
Paul Simon: you're a human being).
AMC, HBO & Showtime teevee. Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Game of
Thrones Justified, Homeland (i.e., BROOOODDDDY!).
Loving George Saunders & Virginia Woolf. Recently read A Visit
From the Goon Squad and Robert Caro's LBJ biography.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6 feels like an arbitrary number
2. The sun not setting at 412 PM.
3. Big bed.
4. Spellcheck on Word.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why does drinking water after chewing mint gum makes the water feel
like you drank water straight from a glacier?
I want to get a dog. What kind of dog should I get? And can I name
the dog "(previous dog's name) II"?
Whether it would be a dealbreaker to date someone who honestly
believed in ghosts. (working thesis: yes, but not as much
specifically because of the believing in ghosts thing as the fact
that it would probably correlate with a lot of undesirable
Why aren't more animals rideable? Is it that we have failed to
invest resources in riding them or is it a biological thing?
What are worse: people who make engagement photo-shoot albums and
put them on facebook, or people who brag about not "own[ing] a tv"?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
As they say in Canada, Ouut.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have to set 3 different alarm clocks in different parts of my
room to get up early.
Someone had to explain to me the difference between the "activity
partners" and "casual sex" checkboxes on this website. (activity
partners is like, someone to go horseback riding with).
Last year I pawned an ipad i improvidently purchased in order to
make rent at the end of the year.
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