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Whoatethecake

28 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Rather not say
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Just here to meet new people, make new friends, have adventures, see what happens, a no real expectations kinda thing.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to transition into a new career. Seeking perfection in all I do. Strengthening current relationships as well as building new ones.

Cooking is my main jam. Im exploring the world of pop up restaurants and supper clubs right now, with the goal of graduating to something more brick and mortar. Regional Chinese food is where most of my effort and studying goes.

*Bouldering
*Fermentation
*Mixology (BAAARF...) Infusing liquor and playing with it IS fun..
*Guitar. 1920's ragtime and drone-y Kurt Vile-ish type stuff mostly
*Being interested
*Mixing highbrow with lowbrow
*Record collect-er/nerd type
I’m really good at
Communicating
Nerding out on esoteric subjects.
Being self sufficient.
Food science in all of it's forms.
Spending all of the money.
The first things people usually notice about me
90% of the time it's my manliness, high cheek bones, rugged yet chiseled good looks, stunning charisma, and the HUGE bulge in my pants.

but seriously:

I have no fucking clue/ Dont care
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: yes

Movies: I guess... Documentary's and art house silliness.

Shows: Funny stuff mostly, Wondershowzen, The mighty Boosh, The Larry Sanders Show, Party Down

Music: YES!
This summer:
Teenage Fanclub "Songs From Northern Britain
Gil Scott-Heron "Winter in America"
Beach House "Teen Dream"
Deaf Heaven "Sun Bather"
Sunny and the Sunsets "Hit after Hit"
Gil Scott-Heron Jaime XX "We're New Here"

Garage/psych/local music always.

Food: YES!
Refined
Unrefined
Spicy
sour
salty
Umami
The six things I could never do without
I could do with out most things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to turn "bad/trashy" food into beautiful refined food while still holding on to a bit of what made it trashy in the first place.
On a typical Friday night I am
Spending all the moneys
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm 28 and still find being an adult haaaaaard (please don't message/respond to me if you don't... clearly you're out of touch with reality).
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
I'm in a newly opened up relationship. I'm not totally sure what I'm looking for on here but I certainly don't want to waste any ones time either.