In more than a year on this site I have yet to so much as form a friendship with a single person in spite of several profile rewrites and trying numerous different approaches. Everyone I ever talk to either loses interest (fair enough) or, and this is the frustrating part, is incredibly bad at replying. They go offline for weeks at a time, the conversation drags, they give two word responses to multi-paragraph messages, weeks turn into months where we STILL haven't so much as met up for coffee, and I start to wonder if anyone on here actually has the time in their life to meet anyone ever. I can't keep propping interactions up like this. Contact me if you actually plan to talk, and, assuming we get on okay, you would like to meet in person BEFORE the universe dies of heat death. Let's not waste each other's time.
** END NEWS FLASH **
I could write forever and still this would be incomplete, but it's interesting to try.
Edit based on recent feedback: I'll talk to pretty much anyone who isn't a bigot, a moron, or a religious fundamentalist so long as you're actually willing to communicate.
An introverted basket case who just wants some company now and then?
A crazy ratbag looking for someone to corrupt?
A bit of an idiot?
Experiencing a shortage of massage and cuddles?
A sweet, gentle person who wants someone with whom to marvel at the wonders of the world?
An avid movie watcher who would like a body warming the couch next to you as you watch?
Simply bored and horny?
I'm looking for all these and more!
I am: Multifaceted ~ Loyal ~ Weird ~ Honest ~ Intense ~ Kinky ~ Uninhibited ~ Open-minded ~ Crazy ~ Rational ~ Tactile ~ Affectionate ~ Romantic ~ Non-judgmental ~ Thrifty ~ Generous ~ Kind ~ Verbose ~ Hilarious ~ Idealistic ~ Intense ~ Inappropriate ~ Communicative ~ Aspergic ~ Literal ~ Oblivious ~ Polyamourous ~ Random ~ Impulsive ~ Passionate ~
I like: kissing, reading, crotch watching, intimacy, intensity, imagination, being taken out of my comfort zone.
I hate: homophobia, slut shaming, transphobia, liars, prejudice, discrimination, dehumanizing mainstream porn.
There are always exceptions to everything, except when there are not.
Logical contradictions drive me absolutely crazy.
I talk a lot about other people. This doesn't mean I prefer them over you, I just think about people a heck of a lot.
I like to go clubbing but it doesn't rule my life.
I like romance but I'm not averse to casual sex (and vice versa).
I value spelling but I also like to type like an idiot sometimes.
I can be, like, totes intellectual and shit.
I have zero interest in Harry Potter but I find Potterheads entertaining and endearing, along with members of fandoms in general. It's cool to be passionate about stuff. Geek on!
I love thermometers, mirrors, LEDs, scales, photovoltaic cells, energy efficiency, and neodymium magnets. Seriously. Fucking magnets! Just be careful or they'll break your fingers, you skinny-fingered people.
I love the sound of road trains.
I sleep badly in my bed but well in cars.
I have strings of LEDs all over my house. They're pretty :3
I'm a child at heart. I bounce on beds, hide in boxes, climb trees, make elaborate banana splits, and run through sprinklers. But I can also be responsible. I'll put down my $800 phone before running through the sprinkler :D
Apparently I also giggle a lot.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Yeah, I like dad jokes. Don't judge me!
I love cold weather and hate hot weather. I overheat like crazy if I'm even slightly active, and I like to be active. I go ice skating in shorts and t-shirt and it's still too warm.
Also, cold weather makes for amazing cuddles!
I dislike the OkCupid question format. Just because I'll accept any answer a potential partner gives does NOT mean it's irrelevant, not at all! Different answers are important for different reasons. Likewise, if I consider an answer very important who is to say I mean that in the same way that the quiz assumes? Most of the questions practically force you to discriminate against people for NOT discriminating, unless you allow any/all answers, that is, and then it tells you off for being wishy-washy.
When I rate someone's profile am I supposed to be rating them based on their appeal to me? Their spit and polish? Their character and moral fibre?
I overthink things. A lot. Or do I? I'll think about it.
I dislike wearing shoes. Or clothes in general for that matter. But especially shoes.
I'm sad that my preferred username of WhovianDebauchery is two characters longer than is permitted :(
Cigarettes are vile. I don't much care if you smoke them when not around me but do not approach me if you reek of them and DO NOT let your smoke get on me. That shit is disgusting. If you do, I don't think we can be friends. Sorry, not sorry.