Okay, I need to add this since people don't seem to get it:
1) yes I'm in an open relationship. I'm here for whatever I might find, from casual sex* to platonic friendship or anything in between. My girlfriend is much the same, and if you and I and she end up friends, so much the better.
2) I take things at face value. If you talk in riddles I'm not going to understand you, and if you think I'm talking in riddles it's only going to end badly. Please be direct and honest, and assume that I'm doing the same.
* I don't care about sex, but physical intimacy is fun.
I am: Loyal ~ Honest ~ Intense ~ Kinky ~ Open-minded ~ Crazy ~ Tactile ~ Affectionate ~ Romantic ~ Non-judgmental ~ Thrifty ~ Generous ~ Kind ~ Hilarious ~ Idealistic ~ Intense ~ Inappropriate ~ Communicative ~ Aspergic ~ Literal ~ Oblivious ~ Polyamourous ~ Child at heart ~ Impulsive ~
I like: kissing, reading, crotch watching, intimacy, feminism, intensity, imagination, being taken out of my comfort zone.
I hate: homophobia, slut shaming, transphobia, liars, prejudice, discrimination, dehumanizing mainstream porn.
I talk a lot about other people. This doesn't mean I prefer them over you, I just think about people a heck of a lot.
I also giggle a lot.
I can be, like, totes intellectual and shit.
I have zero interest in Harry Potter but I find Potterheads entertaining and endearing, along with members of fandoms in general. It's cool to be passionate about stuff. Geek on!
I love the sound of road trains.
I sleep badly in my bed but well in cars.
I have strings of LEDs all over my house. They're pretty :3
I love cold weather and hate hot weather. I overheat like crazy if I'm even slightly active, and I like to be active. I go ice skating in shorts and t-shirt and it's still too warm.
Also, cold weather makes for amazing cuddles!
I dislike wearing shoes. Or clothes in general for that matter. But especially shoes.
Cigarettes are vile. I don't much care if you smoke them when not around me but do not approach me if you reek of them and DO NOT let your smoke get on me. That shit is disgusting. If you do, I don't think we can be friends. Sorry, not sorry.