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WhyNotZoidberg2

23 F Pleasant Hill, CA

I’m looking for

  • All who like bi women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 20
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, my name is --what?-- my name is --who?-- my name is WRICKA WRICKA Slim Shady.

I am as swift as the coursing river, I have all of the force of a great typhoon, I have all of the strength of a raging fire and am as mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a classically-trained opera singer with a remsume full of all sorts of other useless talents. I'm settling in nicely in my societal roll of "wage slave" while trying to figure out what I want to be when I grow up. I currently work in wireless and dig all things tech but dont know how much longer I can stand being customer-facing. Also, I am continuing on a journey towards physical well-being [aka stopping being a fatty (I'm body-positive and full of self-love, make no mistake, but I enjoy my own body so much more when it's active and well cared for)]; I've lost 50 lbs so far and I'm pretty stoked about it. Don't get me wrong, I'm still a bit of a chubbster, and I don't mind if you are, too, but I do consider myself a work in progress. I just started crossfit and everything hurts; I've never been so proud of random bruises in my life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Maintaining a positive attitude in the face of relentless rejection and pretending that I'm totally amazing at absolutely everything. Also, Sudoku, ignoring annoying sounds, putting off getting up and being productive for just one more episode of whatever I'm binge-watching on Netflix, troubleshooting iPhones set to Korean, plugging the USB chord in right on the first try, unlocking the door when the porch light isn't on and carrying all of the groceries in one trip.

Thing I'm not good at: playing pool. I'm terrible. Like, really bad. Really, really bad.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My child-bearing hips, in relation to my dowry. They use this information to determine how many goats they should offer my father.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Song of Ice and Fire, Maus, anything by Vonnegut or Voltaire, anything by Ann Patchett, Catch-22, Sherlock Holmes, a fair amount of Shakespeare, Lord of the Flies, Anna Karenina, Moby Dick, The Kite Runner, A Thousand Splendid Suns, The Stakes, Drift, The Things They Carried, LOTR, HARRY POTTER, The Hunger Games, Girl with the Dragon Tattoo...

Movies: Land of the Blind, anything by Sofia Coppola, An Education, As Good as it Gets, Juno, The Namesake, Inglorious Basterds, Away We Go, The Social Network, Bridesmaids, When Lightning Strikes, Almost Famous, Brave, Hot Fuzz, Adam, The Departed, The Pianist.

Shows: The Daily Show, 30 Rock, The Rachel Maddow Show, Girls, The Newsroom, The West Wing, Weeds, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Elementary, anything HBO.. Are we classifying HBO miniseries as 'shows'? If so, then Band of Brothers and John Adams, as well.

Music: The Black Keys, Deathcab, John French and the Bastilles, Florence + The Machine, Foo Fighters, Adele, Frank Ocean, Sia, Jeff Buckley, Regina Spektor, Ray LaMontagne, Radiohead, Raised by Swans, Mumford & Sons, pre-Yeezus Kanye, Of Monsters and Men, The Mountain Goats, The Lumineers, early The Killers, Joey Ryan, Joss Stone, Jamie Cullum, Bach, Schubert, Coltrain, Paul Simon, The Beatles... I listen to a lot of music. For some reason people are really surprised by my music tastes when they find out that I'm studying opera.

Podcasts: Answer Me This!, The Bugle, Dan Carlin's Hardcore History, The Moth, Risk, Savage Lovecast, Wait Wait Don't Tell Me, Star Talk, Stuff You Missed in History Class, Stuff You Should Know, TED Talks and This American Life.

Food: All of it? Notably: sushi, tacos, or any ethnic combo of chicken and rice.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Intimacy
2) Music
3) Comfortable shoes
4) Alternatives to Fox News
5) An internet connection, and the various devices that allow me to access it
6) Lip balm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Politics, school, upcoming performances and how underprepared I am for them, my future, internet memes applying to real life, 'oh, that's an interesting accent, I wonder where he's from?', why do people put so much merit in the works of Ayn Rand, the "miracle" that is human consciousness, why '50 Shades of Gray' is a thing, how to get Neil DeGrasse Tyson to be my BFF and 42.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either at the gym or hitting Billy Bong Thorton with my roommates while eating a Freebirds quesarito and watching Cat Dog, Olberman or MSNBC
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really don't understand why peeing in the pool grosses people out. You're adding sterile urine to a chlorine mixture; if anything, it's making the water that you're swimming in a little bit cleaner by volume.
You should message me if
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If you want to play pool for money. If You like what you see (read?), and are maybe interested in comparing zombie invasion contingency plans. If you maybe want a workout buddy or sit in a cafe together and do homework, and don't mind that I compulsively sing along with whatever song is on the radio (even if I hate it). Also, if you have a favorite First Lady, if you're interested in travel/languages/history/politics or think that ironic garden gnomes are the shit. Or if you've never heard of The Mountain Goats but you go on YouTube and listen to No Children, Love Love Love or This Year and dig what you're hearing.

You might not want to message me if you're a daily smoker of the boring kind of cigarettes, racist/sexist/homophobic, big C Conservative and/or hate the song Jessie's Girl.

Please note that I'm not just looking for a hook-up or a FWB situation. If that's your deal then I wish you the best in all of your future endeavors but I'm not the girl for you.