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cityofabsurdity

28 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:00pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a schlemeil trapped in a schlemazel's body.
What I’m doing with my life
Paying the bills with a gig at a sales/marketing firm, while dabbling in film, standup, and puppetry in my off hours to maintain my sanity (or lack thereof).
I’m really good at
Not filling this out in any sort of timely manner.
The first things people usually notice about me
My flesh colored unitard and chola eyebrows.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This part should be easy.

Movies (films, if you're fancy):
Being There
City Lights
Crimes and Misdemeanors
Duck Soup
The Muppet Movie
Beasts of the Southern Wild
Mary and Max
Young Frankenstein
Steamboat Bill, Jr.
Glengarry GlennRoss
Network
12 Angry Men
'night, Mother
Swimming to Cambodia
Scorsese anybody?
Finally exploring Davd Lynch
I could go on...

TV (the goggle box, which is a thing British people say it seems):
All in the Family
Six Feet Under
Fawlty Towers
Mad Men
Seinfeld
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Columbo
The Muppet Show
30 Rock
Parks and Recreation
Doctor Who (I'm a recent convert)
Girls

Books (word coffins, says nobody)
Up in the Old Hotel
A Confederacy of Dunces
A People's History of the United States
This is Where I Leave You
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
A Short History of Nearly Everything
Post Office (anything Bukowski)
Catch-22
Dame Edna Everage and the Rise of Western Civilization
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Tropic of Cancer
Impossible Vacation
Stiff
Infinite Jest
The Lonely Polygamist
Running with Scissors
ee cummings
Fran Lebowitz
Dorothy Parker
Beginning to familiarize myself with Lovecraft - we'll see what happens.
... and so on and so on.

Music (music)
Fats Waller, Roy Orbison, Talking Heads, Amanda Palmer, CHVRCHES, DMX, Arcade Fire, Cab Calloway, Outkast, Golem, Billie Holiday, Wu Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with... the rest of it.

To Be Continued...
On a typical Friday night I am
Socializing over some drinks and possibly dancing (much to the dismay of those around me).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'd make out with more than one of the Golden Girls.

Also, I overuse, co,mmas,. ,

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I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you think Jim Henson's birthday should be a national holiday, are tired of all the damn handlebar mustaches in this city, and do not have an aversion to puns.