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WickedLinda

50 F Bowling Green, OH

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 45–58
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:29pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
...If you're searching for ditzy Barbie or any of her plastic friends, this is not the bimbo you're looking for {waves hand}; I'm happy with my curves and my intellect. I'm healthy, active and energetic, but, if you're hung up on size, or the shiny wrappings, you certainly won't like my substance.

I'll admit to being optimistic on good days, pessimistic on others. I'm easy-going, kind-hearted, fairly well-balanced, opinionated, sometimes juvenile, bubbly, bouncy, extremely open, silly, stubborn, contradictory, weird, dirty-minded, boddacious, polyamorous, adventurous, emotional, kinky, eclectic, sarcastic, flirtatious, feminine, strange, sensual and flawed. I'm your basic evolved human female; character references can be supplied.

~I'm low maintenance but I do have certain requirements.~
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm becoming a tad more cynical, slightly more pessimistic, openly bohemian and just a soupçon fatigued.

Perfecting Bandaloop breathing, having my towel with me, thinking, indulging, laughing loudly, singing in the car, being in the moment, dancing in the moonlight or whenever and wherever the desire strikes, lifting a glass in toast & exploring liminal space.

Seriously considering dropping off the "grid", if I could just win the lottery.

I'd have to start playing the lottery, of course.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have this tendency of being just a tad snarky, while perfecting my smartassery. I endeavor to shy away from dumbfuckery, but alas, I have been known to dabble.

"When I'm good, I'm very very good. When I'm bad, I'm even better." - Mae West
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
SPOILER ALERT: I'm a woman; flesh, blood, brains and curves.

It may be my smile; maybe my laugh? Both are easy, full, boisterous, unforced and spontaneous.

I do know that I jiggle when I perambulate and blush on occasion.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My tastes & interests are eclectic, varied and wide ranging on most subjects.

I had several extremely long lists of likes (still do, 'cause who doesn't like lists), but, decided it would be a decent conversation starter on someone's behalf to ask my opinions about music, movies, food, et cetera, dontcha' think?

I do need the woods, the water and city settings for a well-regulated temperament.

I enjoy exploring the back alleyways, the main thoroughfares, the less travelled path and the cheesy tourist traps.

Preferences are the unique, unusual, and original. I don't watch much television and I'd rather prepare a meal together than frequent a corporate chain.

~I read. I dance. I watch. I think. I drink coffee.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I've realized, of late, there's very little that I truly need and even less which is necessary for me to sustain a healthy balance of sanity and joy in this current life with the possible exception of:

MUSIC! ♫
The leaf, the bean, the grape,
The means to heat water and a place to soak,
Conversation (lively, stimulating stuff),
Intimacy,
A starry sky...

Should I mention Maslow and the necessary basics of water/food/air/shelter?
Nah, that should be a given.

(I was never one to follow "rules" -they're really just guidelines-)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I don't think about current fashions, the lies of media or the wasted hyperbole of politics; why waste the energy or time when I could be thinking about art, music, love, life and sex.

I also have this huge curiosity about why someone bothers to engage in conversation, only to disable or delete their account?

Latest relevancy: health and my continued existence upon this dynamic blue ball.

“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”
― Oscar Wilde
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Every day is typical: you wake, perform necessary bodily functions, move.

I -choose- to live as my mood dictates.

Let's decide on something abnormal, indecent...decadent!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Yes, I have baggage. You're lying to yourself and everyone else if you say you don't.

I try to keep my issues, insecurities, foibles, faults and failures to myself.

I do strive to live drama-free, but, my idiosyncrasies, neuroses and inability to distinguish my left from right sometimes hampers the way I get from point A to point B and back.

I believe my butt is big.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you're interested in animated, possibly intimate and most likely controversial conversations regarding a multitude of subjects ranging from the silly and mundane to the profound and the sublime.

I may not be your ideal, but, I'm a decent honest independent woman, what could it hurt?

~Sit vis vobiscum~

Three Last Make or Break Questions

"Do you like horror movies?"

"Have you ever traveled around another country alone?"

"Wouldn't it be fun to chuck it all and go live on a sailboat?"