I am without doubt described as a dreadfully eccentric (In a non-bag lady/cat lady sort of way) music nerd, holed up gamer gal, and overall mother hen to all my friends.

At one point in life I went to college with the intention to finish my degree in something English based, as the story goes, I ran out of money 10 years in and almost done, and now work full time at Macy's.

I tend to look a lot more intimidating than I am; I blame that on being a jolly green giant of a girl. I am an elitist in a polite way, not a snobby way, but I try to be nice about it. Feel free to ask me any questions if you care to perhaps know more. I like questions.

I also do not always speak nadsat (slang from clockwork orange)As seen below:

There was me, that is Laura, and I am only a strange devotchka that jeeznies by the code of creativity. I like to be artistic and to have lots of bezoomny fun. I can only domy that I will make new droogs. I hope to form a banda in which I would sing/ creech in, if you have ever slooshied a piccolo pete you have slooshied about my creech. I make platties for lewdies as horrorshow. If you want to know more get in contact with like Your Humble Narrator and I will tell you anything you wish, O my brothers.

Also: I had a mohawk that was over a foot tall but right now my hair is more fuzzy though because I still have the winter coat...and my job seemed more important than my hair. I don't smoke anymore, but I smoke sometimes like a dumb ass when tipsy, because hell, its a great social tool. I hardly drink anymore unless it's a good scotch or a quality red...but sometimes the beer wins the good ol' arm wrestle and as it goes, at that point I could out drink many a soul.

Well I had been stuck in the vortex of the handful of classes before my AA, however for the first time in many years, I am taking a break to live in the hell of retail which sucks my soul everyday.

I'm not really doing anything with my life, but I am currently on the prowl to fix that and get back into being more adventurous, however, I am not really a spontaneous experience junkie about it.

I was an official go-go dancer for a goth club in Santa Cruz, Ca, which had been great fun, now I am looking for a new club in the area to work for.

Video games (RPGs yo), reading, dumpster diving, drawing, dancing in waffle-stomper boots, listening, and I love to cook for people too.

I am fond of writing and have been published a few times when I was younger.

People tell me I am knowledgeable on a lot of things, in fact a friend quotes me as some all knowing Yoda like being...just you know...with more hair and not ugly. (Thanks Jorge)

That I can't hear them because my headphones are on (something I am working on avoiding), hell maybe on a chance people may even notice my covert attempt to hide my haphazard intellectual side.

I'm not an average girl, most people I know don't notice the fact that I am female, being that I am usually seen as one of the good ol' boys and a proud member of the He-Man Woman Haters Club. (Odd being bi I know eh?)

Interests in general : alice's adventures in wonderland, bdsm, birds, chaotic nonsense, conspiracies, cyberculture, cynicism, discordia, drawing, duct tape, existentialism, fantastical creatures, manic phases, metal, not your music, mythology, people watching, philosophy, poetry, software piracy, stuff, swords, writing]], art, cemeteries, ddr, elves, enchantments, fae, final fantasy, game art and design, gaming, nerds on a rope, role playing, squaresoft, star gazing, tarot cards, video games, walks at night, yoshitaka amano.

Movies : Dr. Strangelove, Sin City, Boondock Saints, Some Like It Hot, Tank Girl (not as good as the comics), Pi, Waking life, Mirror Mask, The Dark Crystal, Peter Pan, Office Space, Pulp Fiction, A Clockwork Orange, Edward Scissorhands, Beetle Juice, Shaun of the Dead, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas..list goes on..

Music: This needs an update, I love sooo much music, I'm really into too much...bauhaus,black flag, blind guardian, captain beefheart, christian death, crass, dan bern, david bowie, deathwatch beetle repairman, depeche mode, Dio,eichenschild, elvenking, faith and the muse, flux of pink indians, gamma ray, harum scarum, iced earth, icons of filth, iggy pop,iron maiden, joy division, king crimson, king diamond, kansas, liturgy of decay, mankind, mob, merciful fatenina hagen, nine inch nails,nirvana, Oingo Boingo, operation ivy, primus, rasputina, richard hell, rush,seraphim shock, shakespheare in hell, siouxsie & the banshees, sisters of mercy]], subhumans, thin lizzy, the pixies, the smiths, the troggs, the zombies, velvet underground, violent femmes]], wench...the list goes on and on...

Books:Paradise Lost (Milton), One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (Kesey), Anything by Lord Byron,The Diamond Age and Snow Crash (Neal Stephenson), Good Omens (Gaiman and Pratchett), I Robot (Asimov), Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams)

Foods range with mood, but I do need people to remind to eat in the first place, I often forget to.

My music, books, water, food, friends, and lastly freedom.

Various things come to my mind, I often think so fast that my pen can no longer keep up. I love thinking about numbers and silly things that I apparently have no skill in.

I spend most of my days introverted into my thoughts and theories, I like to take time to detached myself from a feeling, object, or what have you and see it from a stand point of some being not of this time or space. Example: Hair, think about it, it's gross.

I think about scene layouts, and storyboards, but I never do anything with them in the end.

I could be anywhere, but odds are, I am most likely playing a game or reading. In front of a computer, woo, busy days... Sometimes I am hiding behind buildings and sneaking in shadows or at a concert if someone dragged me out of my cave.

If it is at night, I might be hooping in the Reed College field because its down the road from my place.

Or I have to work the next day as usual and I am already in bed with my DS.

Um when I was seven years old,I wanted to be a porn star and marry a billionaire when I grew up?

Also I love singing, but I'm afraid to sing within earshot of anyone even though I was trained in operatic vocals.

You have the desire to, and can write in proper English.

Also, I am not fond of the pervs, or trolls.

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Yo dawg, I heard you liked being creepy, so I put my myspace profile in my OKCupid profile so you can stalk while you stalk.

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