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26 Mississauga, Ontario, CA Man


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  • Ages 18–28
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Last online
Today – 4:24pm
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Not at all
Atheism and laughing about it
Working on Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a really hard time summarizing the sum-total of myself in a finite space, but I shall do my best.

I've been alive for more than twenty years now and still don't quite know myself, exactly. I recognize my likes and dislikes, of course, but deeper and more fundamental questions still elude me. Am I a good person? Have I done good things? Has my life made a difference? It's really impossible for me to say when I look at the entirety of my existence.

I do know that I am someone who approaches life with a logical, rationalist perspective in many cases. Some have told me this is a positive thing, and others think I live in the realm of boring reality for longer than is healthy. I have a sardonic (sometimes mean-spirited) sense of humour (that is nonetheless fun-loving in nature) and I tend to be a cynic.

I don't know if any of this pap really DESCRIBES who I am. I firmly believe that meeting and speaking to someone will always dwarf any self-written "biography", but that is just my perspective. In any case, I'm always up for a good conversation.

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Midway through a law degree at the University of Victoria. Trying (and, as of right now, failing) to get a job. I balance this with a healthy amount of staring at my computer screen and being horrible at video games.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hmm, arguing? Though, depending on who I'm talking to, it's not a very valued skill (usually the people I pulverize in arguments). I have a fairly adept mastery of the English language, but I usually hate writing (they call that a "paradox", for all you troglodytes out there). I play the piano a little, can handle myself on the tennis court and have even been known to shoot a few, nimble rocks on the curling rink (zomg nerd am i rite).

I'm also a very talented actor. I have about 20+ years of experience successfully convincing my friends that I am interested when they talk to me about their problems.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my sense of humour and my walk. I have a peculiar type of each. I'm told I have a fairly noticable smile, too.

Oh, and that I don't drink, I guess. Not even a little bit. I love hanging out with my friends at bars and whatnot, and I certainly do not begrudge people who do drink. It just isn't very fun for me, and thus I don't engage in it. This has some downsides, though, as the drunkenly stupid behaviour of other people is something I have significantly less tolerance for given my own non-inebriated nature. Then, it becomes almost circular: maybe I am the one who has the problem when it comes to drinking (i.e. not drinking is the problem). I actually briefly considered that once.

And then burst out laughing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The God Delusion, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Macbeth (does that count? oh well), Captains Courageous, Sherlock Holmes stories.

Movies: The Godfather (parts I and II), Blood Diamond, Gattaca, The Departed, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Old School.

Food: Chicken wings, well-made spaghetti, steaks, McDonald's (I never said I had taste, just that I am honest).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Coca Cola
2. My laptop
3. A bout of maniacal laughter
4. Books
5. Sarcasm
6. Logic
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The meaning of life.

No, sorry, that was a joke. It's such a banal and cliched question, when you really look at it. I like thinking about problems and problem solving and how to approach different conundrums with different solutions. I know it sounds silly and fake, but I love thinking about creative problem solving and shit like that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting at home and wondering if all this education is worth it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that I am on a site like this. This should be everyone's answer to this particular query.
You should message me if
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you enjoy laughing, cracking jokes and can stand being the butt of some jokes.