Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm really just looking for a meal ticket, I mean lets face it
someone needs to pay the bills and do the laundry, right? The
trailer is an absolute pigsty and I am running way low on beer, so
I'd appreciate it if you'd ignore your other messages and get back
to me sooner than later, cuz these dishes ain't doing
In studies of people happily married more than three decades, the
quality of friendship between the partners was the single most
frequently cited factor in the relationships’ success. – Bachand
and Caron 2001...just saying
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just got off a long stint in the rough and tumble world of hand
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My voice apparently and my hair, hey I'm just happy to have it...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Dirt, Hangover, Modern Family
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My girls
2. My guitar
3. Warm weather
4. The ocean
6. I'm hoping to add one more
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If people look at my profile and see that it's meant to be funny
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are positive, upbeat, affectionate and really want something
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.